They're basically mocking them as if The Science was a boyfriend who broke up with them.
While science doesn't do that, The Science kind of did because you're supposed to just do what The Science says, regardless of evidence, and then you get to feel good about yourself because The Science agrees with your opinions, and that makes you smart and well-informed. Just like listening to NPR. Thus, if you questioned The Science, then The Science stops supporting you, and now you're stupid and we're going to steal The Science from you because you don't love him like I do.
How does "science hurt your feelings"?
I'm guessing it's by giving myocarditis and calamari veins
Or losing your job, or watching your grandma die from behind glaas
Heart attack got me feelin' some kinda way on gahd.
Who or what is gahd?
Edit: n/m - it's God. I'm slow sometimes but I get there in the end.
I was imitating an, ahem, urbanite manner of speaking.
They're basically mocking them as if The Science was a boyfriend who broke up with them.
While science doesn't do that, The Science kind of did because you're supposed to just do what The Science says, regardless of evidence, and then you get to feel good about yourself because The Science agrees with your opinions, and that makes you smart and well-informed. Just like listening to NPR. Thus, if you questioned The Science, then The Science stops supporting you, and now you're stupid and we're going to steal The Science from you because you don't love him like I do.
I love The Science more than anything. The Science is love.
The Science is never wrong. If The Science changes, it is not because it was wrong, but because it evolved!
(I lost my shit the first time I heard that)
It wasn't real science. Real science has never been tried.
omg it evolved just like my heckin pokemon 🤗🤗🤗
It's 41% fatal for certain people to look at their own reflection