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United Airlines plane forced to turn back after 2 hrs until flight. Because the pilot forgot their passport (twitter.com)
posted 1 year ago by evilplushie 1 year ago by evilplushie +64 / -0
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– Vicious_snek6 29 points 1 year ago +29 / -0

You know what

Who among us hasn't gotten to work and had to open up or something, only to realise the keys were in your other pants or something, a change in routine or distraction threw out your normal process and so you left it at home. I expect this to happen repeatedly actually. Won't be the first, won't be the last. But you'd hope it was rare.

The $15 coupon though? Fuck off.

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– BandageBandolier 19 points 1 year ago +19 / -0

Yeah, saying your time is worth, at most, 3.75 an hour is just short of spitting in your face. It's almost more insulting than no coupon at all, like a $0.01 tip.

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– ProdigalPlaneswalker 18 points 1 year ago +18 / -0

speculation: the coupon is only good towards your next flight with United.

What? You weren't expecting a coupon for something actually useful were you?

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– Lurker404 6 points 1 year ago +6 / -0

And it probably cannot be combined with other promotions. So it's likely worth less than regular promos that everyone gets.

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– ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

next level: the coupon has an expiration date

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– J_Darnley 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

Most vouchers, gift cards, and coupons do have one

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– HallucinatoryBeing 8 points 1 year ago +8 / -0

I find it helps to keep a checklist of things to do before a major trip, as well as prepping your day bag or luggage the night before.

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– DaninElkhart 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

Seriously?!?
"Who among us..."
Bullshit! An international airline pilot who forgets their passport isn't the same as you forgetting your Thermos.
Pilot should be relieved for gross stupidity.
What's next?
"Hey, did you forget to order the jetfuel?"

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– SendTomBoys 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

Yeah, no, when people's lives are in your hands, forgetting basic tools of your trade is retarded.

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– arglide 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

Airline pilots work in a field that is filled with things that could result in deaths if they forget to do it, coupled with strategies that make it very hard to forget to do those things- checklists and cross-person verification. If it doesn't occur to them to apply that same strategy to something like bringing their passport, I'm not sure if I'd trust them to do the other things either.

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– stalememes 23 points 1 year ago +23 / -0

Huh, I always just assumed there was some sort of "emergency" procedure for flight staff, in a case like that. Them having to wait in the international area of the airport and getting some sort of temporary pass, or them being on a list, which exempts you from needing a pass as long as you don't leave the airport. Because what do they do, if they notice something later, when they're after the point, where they've got enough fuel for a return, or if they notice after landing?

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– Mpetey123 9 points 1 year ago +9 / -0

I assumed the samething

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– BandageBandolier 9 points 1 year ago +9 / -0

Likewise, the international arrivals section of the airport before border control feels almost like a little pool of international waters, to the point that sales taxes work differently in there.

I assume if the pilot was scheduled to immediately fly back out they could have gotten away without the passport, but was actually due to stay at the destination for a day or two.

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– ailurus 16 points 1 year ago +16 / -0

Agreed. My first thought is "well, sorry pilot but you just get to stay on the plane then and fly back immediately." Why turn the whole flight back? Something seems suspicious.

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– evilplushie [S] 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

Pilots aren't allowed to fly more then x amt of hours in a certain time frame. So considering this was from USA to Shanghai iirc, they would have to at least stay a full day I think

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– fauxgnaws 7 points 1 year ago +7 / -0

The pilot could contact the American embassy in whatever country and get a new passport. Pilot just didn't want to waste xim or xer's own time waiting around for it for hours.

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– HallucinatoryBeing 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

Having recently renewed my passport and paid extra for "expedited" processing, the pilot will get his new passport in about four weeks.

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– arglide 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

But that's for a normal passport. Same-day issuing emergency passports at embassies is a real thing.

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– HallucinatoryBeing 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

You've sent me down a rabbit hole.

From what I've read, the plane was headed to Shanghai, and China doesn't accept temporary or emergency documents. Even if China did accept emergency passports, it definitely won't allow entry without a crew visa.

It was a calculated risk. The pilot would rather piss off passengers than risk getting detained in China.

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– Wizardslayer 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

Same. Or that they do the same thing they do for the passengers. They have to get their passports verified at the gate by a gate agent to make sure they're valid and signed.

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– deleted 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0
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– evilplushie [S] 18 points 1 year ago +18 / -0

Bets on diversityness of pilot?

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– LowEnergyFaggot 8 points 1 year ago +8 / -0

Bet placed. Requiring passports to enter a country is racist

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– GoldenInnosStatue 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

DeShawn or Sheniqua

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– SoctaticMethod1 12 points 1 year ago +12 / -0

I wouldn't be surprised is there's been an uptick in people going back to using ships to travel than risk commercial flights..

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– ProdigalPlaneswalker 10 points 1 year ago +10 / -0

RESULT: only elites with private jets can fly while the filthy poors must remain tethered to the planet's surface

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– elleand202 6 points 1 year ago +6 / -0

I’ve been suspicious that this is indeed the goal for all of the pushes for “green” aviation fuels and electric aircraft.

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– SoctaticMethod1 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

I'm just saying:

Has there been developments in weaponising EMP technology?

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– ProdigalPlaneswalker 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

Not sure but there is an anime where the main villain's plot is to "cause world peace" by removing humanity's ability to fly.

https://jormungand.fandom.com/wiki/Jormungand

Yes, it's retarded, just like real life globalists plot to "save earth" by culling humanity.

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– SoctaticMethod1 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

I have watched that and yeah that plan seemed retarded, in fact it was actually in the background compared to the story and character development of the former child solder.

But props to the anime, they gave one of the best scene to show how terrifying US special forces are to go against..

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– GoldenInnosStatue 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

I mean that's literally what i do, MSC, Royal Carib, Princess Cruiselines (same as RC) are solid picks that come with no niggers on board (unless you count the staff, they do seem to have a quota)

there is no limit on how many suitcases or how much do they weigh, and the port security is generally a breeze

only problem is that most cruiselines RAPE you on the drink-prices, so i highly recommend smuggling a small kettle and some tea sachets

while on Paper MSC doesn't allow you to bring food & drinks on board (esp alcoholic) last time i went with MSC the Nigguard didn't even care and let me through even though i had 2 bottles of liquor, a restaurant leftovers [salad and toast] and an opened ice tea

"Yo you want to hold them for me till the end of the cruise?"

"No man, you can go ahead"

thank you niggers for being too lazy to enforce jewish nonsense regulations, i guess diversity quotas are useful for something after all ;)

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– elleand202 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

thank you niggers for being too lazy to enforce jewish nonsense regulations

Oy vey

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– GoldenInnosStatue 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

huh... i thought the owners were Swiss and only married to jews turns out they were jews to begin with

well that explains all the race-mixing ads which are present on the site, the ship's commercials and even the brochure (1/3 of the couples featured on the brochure are White male Black Female)

smartly enough for them, they only promote the race mixing angle from the male point of view, i.e black Nigra with White/Mediterranean man because they know who pays for the cruise...

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– m0r1arty 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

So far the pilot is unnamed but some outlets are reporting that it's a "He" based on someone's X comment.

Transparency and accountability don't seem to be present with anything verifiable at the moment.

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