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One obese middle aged man vs 2 fit women in a fight. Who wins (twitter.com)
posted 2 years ago by evilplushie 2 years ago by evilplushie +61 / -0
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– FrensInLowPlaces 42 points 2 years ago +42 / -0

This should be the final step before getting a gender studies degree.

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– SoctaticMethod1 34 points 2 years ago +34 / -0

Maybe I've been on the internet too long, but this seems more in character to a porn plot than a legitimate fight people would pay for.

Women can't fight ANY man that doesn't have the 'can't hit women' restriction enabled. It's why trannies obliterated them in fighting sports.

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– WhoIsThatMaskedMan 25 points 2 years ago +25 / -0

Correction: two fit armored women.

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– ThreeLights 16 points 2 years ago +16 / -0

The ring owners understood they would get murdered in the ring if they didn’t. Corpses just aren’t good for business.

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– Vivs3rdSock 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

Not yet,

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– evilplushie [S] 24 points 2 years ago +24 / -0

I would subscribe to a fighting channel like this

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– deleted 20 points 2 years ago +20 / -0
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– DwydeShrude 16 points 2 years ago +16 / -0

Not the bear they asked for but the bear they deserve.

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– DoctorDank 14 points 2 years ago +14 / -0

Did not John Candy already prove this to us in the film Stripes, from 40 years ago!?

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– Careless_Ejaculator 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

I saw a clip from The Great Outdoors recently. "Comically Fat" from the 80s just looks like a perfectly average dude today.

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– DoctorDank 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

https://snapshotsofhistory.quora.com/Chauncey-Morlan-was-the-world-s-fattest-man-in-1890-and-travelled-with-the-circus-as-a-sideshow-freak-He-was-also-r

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– Skywise 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

“I’m a lean, mean, fightin machine!”

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– Lurker404 12 points 2 years ago +12 / -0

I was hoping he'd T-pose and just rush ahead and clothesline them both.

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– FlyingCow 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

"here, let me pass through for a moment"

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– mikhalych 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

took a couple punches to the face to get the "don't hit women" programming on pause.

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– The_Shadow_of_Intent 11 points 2 years ago +11 / -0

This is why freakshow fights will always have a place in combat sports. Amazing lol

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– LastRights 9 points 2 years ago +9 / -0

Why do you think American cops eat so much? Because weight and bulk give you an edge in physical altercations. Also, this man is obviously obese, but he has also lifted weights in his time, as you can see from his shoulders and upper arms.

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– ElmoHassel 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0

I was about to say that it depended on their respective ring skills, but after seeing this I stand corrected.

Hilarious. Can we get this in the US?

They want to be equal, let them.

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– ArchRespawnsAgain 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0

Two girls, one cup (of lard)

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– FrozeInFear 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

I think I see the problem here. The two women together aren't in this guy's weight class. They needed at least a third to make this fair from a categorical standpoint.
Second and more importantly, the women were clearly unfamiliar with ménage à trois tactics. They really needed to get him on the mat and get in some ground 'n pound action.

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– mikhalych 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

there could be four of them against him and it doesn't look like the result would be any different tbh.

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– 1776ReasonsWhy 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

Did Boogie2988 or these two women do better? Boogie at least didn't turn around and start running away once the punches from Wings came flying, he just pulled his head back really far to try to avoid them instead of block them or tank them. Are those women actual fighters, or just volunteers?

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– rattleS 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

Now THAT'S entertainment. Take notes, UFC.

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– ThePipeGuy 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

My moneys on Big Baz.

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– deleted 16 points 2 years ago +16 / -0
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– The_Shadow_of_Intent 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

Yeah, look at the guy who almost laid out Dave Bautista in his amateur MMA fight (before getting submitted). Looked in even worse shape than this dude.

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– when_we_win_remember 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

I mean it's "fair" when their combined weight is the same as his, lol.

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– The_Shadow_of_Intent 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

This dude definitely weighs more than both of them combined

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– deleted 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0
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– ElmoHassel 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

"Big chungus"!?!?!?! That's a RIOT!

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– deleted 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

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