I'm 5'15" in this case
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If you're big enough to have your own moon orbiting you then I'll never date you.
now hold on there, that Moon there has potential. when the grid inevitably goes down, you could rest assured that you can be generating your own electricity from the gravity of her massive fat ass.
Same. My favorite are the really short girls (barely hitting five feet in some cases) demanding some six foot dude that towers over them. Just a six inch difference in height already makes some basic sex positions a bit awkward, but these bitches want like 12-18 inch differences in some cases.
It's prehistoric firmware from when Grug would carry a woman over his shoulder to his cave like a freshly killed sabertooth tiger.
I find it funny that Gorlock the Destroyer thinks she’s in the driver’s seat when the Deathfat Reaper is knocking on her door.
He. That thing isn't a woman.
I don't care what that abomination is, I wouldn't fuck it for all the gold in the Vatican and the Federal Reserve combined.
It's better to have your height begin with a 5 than your weight.
Leave the metric kg women to me 🙌
Hm, 50kg is either severely malnourished or a child. 500kg on the other hand would literally kill you rolling down a hill.
The FEW times short men feel like Kings lol
Thankfully tall guys can still say no or just completely avoid engaging with these ham-planets. At least for the time being, that is.
I'll just say, if there's a lot of Reddit posts with the title ' is it ok to imprison your crush' run, flee to Nepal. The high incline and lower amounts of oxygen should keep the hamplanets at bay..
This is why Tyrone shouldn't go hogging.
It's a dude and a mockery of life itself.
OBA CHANGA NABA NO WOOKIE
Let us see... female, probably 5'4", about 400 pounds, around 25, definitely no exercise, absolutely has not lost weight recently...
Only around 3000 calories to maintain? Really?
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Once you've punched through maximum BMI, at that point what difference does it make?
See: Jim Stephanie Sterling
I never really understood the complaint about standards. yes they are often shallow and unreasonably optimistic, I can tell you I would not be happy with any woman who holds such ridiculous standards, and I wouldn't imagine any woman would be happy with a man who holds ridiculous standards either.
in short, it's a great way to filter out the bitches.
To me, the white whale is that wall, shoved near to me. Sometimes I think there's naught beyond. But 'tis enough. She tasks me; she heaps me; I see in her outrageous girth, with an inscrutable hunger sinewing it. That inscrutable thing is chiefly what I hate; and be the white whale agent, or be the white whale principal, I will wreak that hate upon her.
As someone who is 0.0091 furlongs tall, I take offense to your flagrant lack of respect for our measuring system!
What do you call a deer that can't see?
Hah!
"No eye deer" (said in a Southern accent as "no idea")
You understand there are some major benefits to the English system of measurement, right?
The metric system isn’t anchored to practical physical reality. The jump from centimeter to decimeter is too small to be practically useful, and the jump from decimeter to meter is too large to be practically useful. There’s a lot of stuff in physical reality that’s larger than cm/dm scale but smaller than meter scale. The metric system has no easy way of representing that.
Inch = roughly the distance from the tip of my thumb to the first knuckle
Foot = roughly the length of my foot
Yard = roughly the distance of a full stride
I had to double check what a decimeter is because I've never heard of anyone using that, everyone uses either centimeters or meters and that works just fine. I don't know how you think there's a problem for something "larger than cm/dm scale but smaller than meter scale" when people just say things like 58 centimeters, or 9.45 meters, etc.
Another big problem with metric is the names.
Mile vs kilometer
inch vs centimeter
pound vs kilogram
Too many syllables. They're so awkward that people use slang like "clicks" or "k". And context clues to know if "kilo" is a weight or some other measurement.
Metric is absolutely better for science and engineering, but for everyday life it's worse or at least dubious.
edit: it's funny the inferiority complex metric people have. This is objectively true, and even in wordy German they still use "meile" sometimes in songs and other places because "kilometer" is even too much for them.
Yeah this is how I feel as well. As someone who has a job that requires lots of metric, I understand Celsius and kilograms and stuff very well without needing to convert. But I'll be damned if they aren't just absolute dogshit for everyday life in comparison.
Who measures the temperature of their water boiling? Like, it's at 96 now it'll be ready to make tea in a few more seconds!
EU weather and thermostats have three digits and a decimal because people are sensitive to fractions of a degree C but not so much that you need decimals for Fahrenheit so two digits is all that's needed. Thermostat is at "twenty-two point five" vs "seventy-two".
Somebody told you that water freezes at 0 or that it freezes at 32. They're both arbitrary numbers. How do you remember your phone number or manage to live your life if that's a serious problem for you that 32 is slightly harder to remember than 0?
I see you're admitting it's a bother. That was the point I was making, thank you.
If she means your height scale, then she's begging to not be destroyed by King Kong.
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