Mfw it's not about Ben and jerrys

For a second, I thought this was referring to Ben and Jerry's than a company actually called Big Gay Ice Cream. I thought Ben and Jerry's had too many fat depressed chicks to go bankrupt.

If you're main company logo is 'fuck you we're gay!', you were never gonna last.

Is it just me, or dos it seem like many of these businesses based on sexual identity experience initial success, then massive and frequently bitter financial and partnership failures?

Why, it is almost like basing a business on sexual orientation rather than…oh, I don’t know, maybe selling a quality product for a fair price…isn’t a recipe for more than a short-term bubble.

We're not thuper! Thankth for athking!

Restaurant kitchens were rife with homophobic abuse, he said, and even the traditional “pink ghetto” of pastry operations was usually run by straight white men (though women and gay men often carried out the pastry chef’s vision).

Gee, I wonder why that is?

Both men say they hope to pull the company back from the brink and continue without Mr. Chapski, whom they hired as a financial adviser in 2011 and made a partner in 2016. The founders continued to develop new products and marketing efforts, but Mr. Chapski effectively ran the business.

Maybe it's because straight white men have a better idea on how to run a profitable business (for better or worse), whereas gay men with permanent persecution complexes and who base their entire identity around what they want to stick their dicks into, just want to fuck around, prance like fairies, and pretend they're making a difference in the world.

In the 2016 partnership agreement, Mr. Quint and Mr. Petroff each retained a 35 percent share in the company, with the remaining 30 percent held by Edible Assets. That same year, they signed an amendment that gave Mr. Chapski “final authority and unilateral decision-making power over all financial matters,” while granting the same power to Mr. Quint and Mr. Petroff for the “creative direction” of the company.

Yeah, you guys are fucking idiots! By giving him full authority over all financial matters, you effectively signed away your "creative direction." Which goes with what I previously said: YOU WANTED TO JUST FUCK AROUND MORE THAN YOU WANTED TO RUN A PROFITABLE BUSINESS!

Granted, this Chapski character might not be so competent either, which is why this business crashed and burned, but he was thinking in terms of profits whereas these two rainbow-wearing chuckleheads were thinking in terms of GAY! They just wanted to make GAY! ice cream for GAY! people and advertise how GAY! they were and how GAY! the whole world should be, and expected Chapski to more or less do all the actual work that goes into running a business for them.

Big Gay Ice Cream undergoes Big Gay collapse.

You might even say they had a prolapse.

(((Jon Chapski))) Looks like it's jews jewing faggots.

judgments and summonses were piling up on the doorstep of his unoccupied apartment

Hahaha, too busy at the orgy or something? Let me guess when someone's identity is about nothing but their sexual partners, they suck at business. Because the most important thing is the next mouth that cock is going in, not business management.

Your business model excludes 99% of the population. Shocker.

BIG GAY ICE CREAM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

It's like a middle school bully's dream.

I knew it. Big Business really is in bed with Big Gay.

Quick skim shows this is just simple mismanagement and corruption, but NYT is trying to spin it as a war on gays.

Did any of you ever see this ice cream out in the wild? Or was it just an East coast thing?