The popular answer will be Hunter, and it very well could be right, but realistically it could be just about anyone. Guarantee most of them are on hard drugs.
Almost NOBODY is going to bring illegal drugs into the white house. They have fucking drug and bomb sniffing dogs roaming around. The punishment would be so heinous that only a truly dumb fuck OR someone who knows they'll never get punished would attempt it.
That basically guarantees it is Hunter. Even cokeheads know not to bring drugs into a federal building...
Well, they did because they weren't sure that the white powder wasn't some type of terrorist attack, so they had to call in hazmat, which means that they couldn't just keep it quiet.
I dunno. Maybe that IS how he's managed to stay awake at all during debates and press conferences.
Also knowing the corrupt money laundering schemes that Joe recruited his less-favored son Hunter to be the bag man / fall guy for, it would be truly poetic if his boy "learned it from watching you."
I legitimately do wonder whose it is. Hunter is the obvious answer, sure, but from the type of people in the white house these days I wouldn't be surprised if a huge part of the staff were coked out of their minds most of the day.
I got ten bucks that says it's some nobody, either a staffer or some tourist. Everyone in this town is a degenerate and those of you jumping straight to it being Hunter are just eager for political blood to be spilled. This town is just that bad...
Hunter the Crackhead strikes again. Was Joe ever able to get him to stop sending his hooker bills to the White House?
The popular answer will be Hunter, and it very well could be right, but realistically it could be just about anyone. Guarantee most of them are on hard drugs.
This is actually totally wrong.
Almost NOBODY is going to bring illegal drugs into the white house. They have fucking drug and bomb sniffing dogs roaming around. The punishment would be so heinous that only a truly dumb fuck OR someone who knows they'll never get punished would attempt it.
That basically guarantees it is Hunter. Even cokeheads know not to bring drugs into a federal building...
Trump obviously planted it!
Russia!
Babylon Bee most affected.
I have no idea what's going on here. The secret service doesn't have to publicly announce this but they do.
Is someone threatening Biden?
It doesn't add up.
A part of me wants to huff the copium and think that there's more power-plays going on in the background than we realize.
But who the fuck knows?
Well, they did because they weren't sure that the white powder wasn't some type of terrorist attack, so they had to call in hazmat, which means that they couldn't just keep it quiet.
Hunter, if the pedo in chief was taking it he might sound less undead.
I dunno. Maybe that IS how he's managed to stay awake at all during debates and press conferences.
Also knowing the corrupt money laundering schemes that Joe recruited his less-favored son Hunter to be the bag man / fall guy for, it would be truly poetic if his boy "learned it from watching you."
Wait, this is him ON COCAINE!!!
There would people in a vegetive state more responsive than him without it if that's the case!
"the adults are back in charge"
I legitimately do wonder whose it is. Hunter is the obvious answer, sure, but from the type of people in the white house these days I wouldn't be surprised if a huge part of the staff were coked out of their minds most of the day.
Hmmm. Guess they're still having issues with the supply chain. That shipment should have been there in time for the Pride celebration. That sucks.
Unironically, it could be George Bush's.
I got ten bucks that says it's some nobody, either a staffer or some tourist. Everyone in this town is a degenerate and those of you jumping straight to it being Hunter are just eager for political blood to be spilled. This town is just that bad...
Russia!