It’s honestly amusing at this point.
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'Look how strong and brave she is fighting while pregnant'
Sane public: WHY THE FUCK is she fighting? Is there no one else to fight the bad guys that this bland pregnant chick?
What the fuck is with the left and their fighting pregnant woman fetish? Last of us 2 and Wolfenstein had it and it was stupid as fuck. No pregnant woman would do any of that stuff.
It's also notable how in these leftists takes the pregnant woman or with small child are abandoned by the protagonist. They're trying to remove the biological need for men as protectors by saying even when women are their weakest during pregnancy they can 'still do everything'
Which breaks immersion for anyone not an NPC, usually pregnant women in media are for two good story points: the need to protect or a reason for unholy vengeance when they are hurt.
It's representing the duality of imp, sir.
Too huge
But you're in the mix and having fun, I like it
Don't forget the new Spiderverse movie has a pregnant spiderwoman.
Never saw it, but that sounds hilarious.
It all makes sense once you consider how much leftoids love to kill unborn babies.
Wanna' bet that the father will be a self-induced immaculate conception (like with Anakin) because Rey don't need no man?
I also assume it will be a girl and black.
And then, coincidentally, we find out that Finn is her roommate.
Kylo's Force ghost is the father.
The whole "immaculate conception" angle was dumb even when it was George Lucas trying to sell it. I've always just assumed that Shmi was lying.
"Master Gui-Gon, it's good to see you again! It's been, what, ten years?"
I mean, it was very clearly going for the whole “Jesus” angle…
Not that this disproves your point, but that was very much Lucas’ original idea, lol…
Which is… Cringe.
But hey, the prequels, while mostly awful (watching “Clones” again as an adult - wow it’s bad), were at least pretty original! I’ll give them that much, lol.
Which might have been interesting, except the audience knows how it turns out.
Then in Episode 2, Obi-Wan looks so much like Jesus that Catholic grandmothers have his picture on the wall.
😂😂😂
Ah, that’s a good point, lol…
I had actually forgotten that fact, to be honest!
What a time that was, wiew…
They’re such strange, strange movies, the Prequels…
I mean, it’s clearly “Star Wars”, but even a lot of the EU stuff was much more… Logical, than what we ended up with…
But they did give us “I hate sand”, which is something, I guess…
I thought episode 3 made it clear that Palpatine was behind the immaculate conception. When he's talking to Anakin at the water opera thing he mentions a sith master who had managed to create life, then Palpatine and Anakin look at each other.
True, but I’d be willing to bet that was added during the six year gap between Episodes 1 and 3 after Lucas saw the negative fan reaction.
Apparently this is fake, so… Check ya sources!
Still amusing though.
Not your fault!
The tweet appears to be real - but I don't think the photos are...
Or, at least, other sources suggest not.
Oh, I'm not denying that the post is real. I just don't think that the photo is legit...
At least, until we get confirmation somewhere else.
Every other "leak" I have seen suggests this is not a thing.
This is shopped.
I wonder if they have mRNA shots in the SW universe. I'd laugh so hard if they showed her getting one while pregnant.
Even funnier if they called it a midichlorian shot.
I can't believe this shit is real.
I mean, I can, but God damn
"Force ghost Kylo Ren knocked up Rey." Ah, I love the Bee. It is the Bee... right?
The child of Rey Palpatine will be called Asooka.
They're literally having her reboot herself
Her kid will be the next diad Mary Sue diversity champion of everything with time travel powers and YOU WILL LIKE HER* DAMMIT
*I have 3-1 it's going to force-trans somehow
*I have 4-1 she's going to be held back by it. A leech on her unlimited power and will need to force-abort to win against the patriarch-- I mean dark si-- I mean MAGA side of the force (science fiction is about what happens today as you know)
It's not enough that they killed Star Wars, now they have to dig up to violate its corpse too.
When does Sonic get involved?
But before she is forced to eat 10,000 cakes