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deleted 31 points ago +31 / -0
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AnotherSchwarzesMark 16 points ago +19 / -3

Personally don't think it's fine really. Just use a condom, cmon. I hate this permanent feeling of it all, personally would never ever get one, it would feel like losing something without reason. Condoms are a thing, other prevention measures are a thing.

What if that wife ever turns crazy, fucks someone else and kicks him out, losing his custody of the kids too? He could find someone else but can never have kids again. Yeah, not a fan personally.

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tappydans 7 points ago +14 / -7

Condoms suck bro. And birth control alters mood, appetite, and sex drive.

I’ve had my kids so I got snipped. I can nut freely now.

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DemolitionsPanda -1 points ago +2 / -3

Reminder that an IUD has no side effects. They last for years.

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Brennus -10 points ago +3 / -13

Vasectomies are reversible

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ernsithe 29 points ago +30 / -1

There's a big asterisk after that which is deliberately written small. Wiki because I'm too lazy for a good source.

with vasectomy reversals performed within 3 years or less of the original vasectomy, dropping to 53% for reversals 3–8 years out from the vasectomy, 44% for reversals 9–14 years out from the vasectomy, and 30% for reversals 15 or more years after the vasectomy.[6] BPAS cites the average pregnancy success rate of a vasectomy reversal is around 55% if performed within 10 years, and drops to 25% if performed over 10 years.[7]

If you wait 5 years "reversible" is more of a coin flip.

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dagthegnome 16 points ago +16 / -0

Vasectomy also hugely increases your risk of certain cancers, including prostate and testicular cancer.

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when_we_win_remember 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm guessing people who decide they want more kids 10 years after deciding that they don't are in some kind of second wife type situation.

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Gizortnik 14 points ago +15 / -1

"Reversible"

More reversible than puberty blockers, but less reversible than an Uno card

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FuckMcNuggets 12 points ago +13 / -1

This is retarded copium

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Jack 0 points ago +2 / -2

Dude's gonna be so sad when he finds out that one or even both of the kids ain't his and the sperm he put in the freezer prior to getting snipped got mixed up in the cookie icing.

But hey, they were cute cookies and they tasted especially agreeable to him.

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Assassin47 25 points ago +26 / -1

I foresee the wife delivering a surprise light brown baby in the not too distant future.

But it's ok. Our predditor is doing his part to end White Supremacy.

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poherf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or filing for divorce, or both

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Brennus 19 points ago +19 / -0

This dude is not only not embarrassed his wife had cookies made by a stranger about his highly personal medical procedure, but he is dumb enough to post them for more people to see. There are plenty of reasons to get a vasectomy….. none of which require you share it with others.

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SoctaticMethod1 14 points ago +14 / -0

DON'T get you a wife that celebrates the fact you Darwin'd yourself

If that's your only option your better off with hookers and a contract with a surrogate

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Gizortnik 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's kinda my concern here. Either this bitch has a dark sense of humor (which is fine), or she low-key fucking hates him.

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SoctaticMethod1 8 points ago +8 / -0

As someone with dark humour, that's WAY TOO MUCH effort for dark humour. The only way I'd go to that kind of effort to do that is if I was paid to or had a really late night show. That's malice right there.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 13 points ago +13 / -0

These faggots actually celebrating their own emasculation, it’s so weird. Deciding you both don’t want kids is one thing, stubbornly flaunting it on the internet to re-assure yourself is another. It reminds me of Milhouses’ dad with his race car bed from The Simpsons

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MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Men, never give up your God-given ability to create life. Women are mad that they naturally lose their ability to do so with age and want to drag you down with them.

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Unknownsailor 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm fine with him and his wife celebrating tying his tubes after having all the kids they want, so long as they don't criticize husbands and wives who want more than 2.

Not everyone wants a larger family, but some do. Elon Musk has had 10 kids so far, IIRC.

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TheImpossible1 -5 points ago +2 / -7

Elon Musk is also the richest man on Earth. Pretty sure he can afford to have a hundred kids for his handler's agenda.

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ThoughtsAndOpinions 4 points ago +4 / -0

If a guy gets a vasectomy, how about the woman getting her tubes tied as well?

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about just she gets her tubes tied?

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ThePipeGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

151k soy infused, limp wristed faggots agree with this. Liberals are a fucking plague.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or 151k bots, given the current state of reddit.

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yvaN_ehT_nioJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

You had kids and want to get a vasectomy, eh, fine. I wouldn't want to but your line is secured so whatever. But actively celebrating it? Their kids are going to see that and internalize what's essentially an act signaling one's abdication of any interest in the future. If they celebrate a vasectomy to the point of bothering to make sweets and reddit posts about it just how do they refer to the acts of conception, birth, and child-rearing in the rest of their home-life?

They are just one of many celebrating self-sterilization. Just what does that signal to the zoomers and gen-alphas coming of age or coming into adolescence today?

Another symbol of the West's slow-motion suicide.

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Archie78 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bet her boyfriend is pissing himself laughing

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dekachin 1 point ago +1 / -0

My girlfriend is on the pill.

I don't see why any man should undergo irreversible surgery just so some dumb thot can avoid taking a pill.

The only legitimate reason for a vasectomy is if you are a rich dude and you troll women who are trying to trap you by letting them think you can get them pregnant so they'll have sex with you, then you pump them full of cum like you're running a donut shop, and let the hoes wonder why their preggo tests keep coming back negative.