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Sony is on the cutting edge of Female Uglification technology. It’s all they put their money into nowadays.
Happened since they moved their HQ to CA. After they shat all over the sequel, they’re going to shit retroactively onto the original?
Maybe make two versions. One where everyone’s pretty, and one where everyone’s fugly, and see which people prefer.
“How can we make Ellie even uglier?”
14 going on 47. And I thought Claire Redfield got it bad.
They cast Elliot Page for the remake
Whatever you say, “SIR ELIOTT TOTALLY A GUY”.
From gril to Appalachian meth addict
We could try this scrotum texture on xer face?
They are remaking that damn game again? I played it a tiny bit before I was really attuned to the woke side of games. I was expecting "the greatest game ever." It wasn't even fun. I'd have rather watched it as a movie, but I'm not even sure it would have been a good movie.
It may be the most overrated game of all time. Normies fucking love it for some reason though.
My guess is that it's related to the pop culture zombie obsession being at its height in 2013.
That and because it was, like, the first ever video game to invent having a story in it and it was sad or something.
Normies are fucking retarded and will like whatever they are told to like. They should be driven out with fire and sword, forever banished from our lands.
More than fucking Firewatch?
Probably, I don’t really remember much about firewatch but I see plenty of casual gamers sucking off TLOU to this day.
Plus at least the camera gimmick led to one of my favorite jerma videos.
Gone Homo
(The director turned out to be a rapist or whatever, at least according to his feminist circle)
My old coworkers 300 pound effeminate boyfriend loved it, and Pokemon and Pop figurines.
Her and I smashed on the side for a few months.
So you're presumably also a fat loser fuck and a cheater to boot. Imagine bragging about being a piece of shit
He may have been mocking the people in these comments who 'enjoy a video game about homosexuals'.
He clearly is but if we take him at his word then he was sleeping with a chick who was into fat losers and is a self proclaimed cheater
While he does admit to being "more of a Walmart guy", not seeing other comments supporting this being real. Looks like a questionable attempt at sarcasm.
I think he was just affirming the guy was a cuck.
Hold your horses, mister. The guy was a cuck? Maybe the girlfriend was a whore?
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My dick is HUGE.
Not disagreeing at all. Was just making a lame joke because Imp had one job and instead of going after the girl in the situation he blamed the guy by calling him a cuck.
Mainline Sony games in general, tbh.
I kind of have a soft spot for DS though, at least it was really fucking weird, and I don’t think it caught on with the general public anywhere near as much as TLOU. Tlou was just overproduced normy zombiebait.
I don’t really mind tlou in a vaccum, I kind of hate all the shit they did with it later like dykeing Ellie up and stuff like that but the game itself had a decent story and characters, up until the end.
Pretty much sadly. At the very least those in the last decade. So many have become a very long and drawn out B-movie with not even a fun gameplay loop. The latter is what bothers me though, I can overlook a mediocre story if the game is fun, but not the other way around.
It had a few moments that were good, and then a lot of pretentiousness surrounding it.
I still swear by the David boss fight as an incredible experience, both in general and how to use the "female character" element to enhance the gameplay. Because you really felt how powerless you were against this man, who was literally just a normal dude in size and power.
This movie is so unknown I couldn't pirate it when I tried.
They deliberately uglify everything.
Shout this from the rooftops.
Demand beauty.
Man I fucking hate Cuckman. And to think that back in like 2013 it was me who originally wrote his Wikipedia article.
Never played the game but in the PS5 version she looks like a middle aged drug addict.
But Druckman, she's underage
Sadly.. the most beautiful female chars is final fantasy 7 remake. The newest iteration is actually design by some guy named something ferrari.
Damn, Max from Stranger Things needs to lay off the meth.
At least mihoyo still has pretty girls in their games
Why would you want a homosexual character in a game for homosexuals to look pretty? They're hideous on the inside, why not on the outside too?