[Nu-Disney also] Apparently Gal Gadot was cast as the Evil Jew in the upcoming Non White and 0 Dwarfs
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Basically every new Disney movie is just “let’s make brown people feel good about themselves”
Latest Terminator hilariously did that. The new chick that’s supposed to be the world’s savior is the least fit and capable of them all, and with no avenues to manage that since she’s so short and frail. She’s some frumpy illegal chick. Complete joke.
That movie pissed me off so badly. Two minutes into the movie they shotgun to death the main straight white male character and then present this frumpy Latina chick on a silver platter. I think they even had a cringy line in the movie that literally said “You’re the new John Connor”
i dont need to watch the movie, but I know there were at least 3 lesbo fuck scenes in it without watching it.
This would have saved the movie, but with a different cast (there is a Mexican womanlet, an elderly Sarah Connor, and an allegedly female Dylann Roof lookalike).
Which is still great because it means the she’s still second rate compared to the straight white man. She didn’t coincidentally surpass him due to new circumstances, he was simply taken out of the picture. If that weren’t the case she’d still be a nobody, eclipsed by his superiority.
They really don’t think these things through.
I sat next to a giant black lady when watching it. The entire fucking movie, beginning to end, she stood up and screamed shit like “OOOOOOOOHHHHH SHEEEEEIT” and “YOU GOOOOOO GIRL!!!! GIT SUM!!!!!” Between that and the fact that they shat on fans of the series in the opening scenes, it was a bad time. Even the villain wasn’t menacing. It was all bad. The blonde anti Terminator had potential. Arnold getting married for no reason to protect illegals was also retarded. It was the opposite of the latest Rambo, which can be summed up as “Mexico is a shithole and we need a wall.”
"Look, we gave you Rose. She even kissed the black guy. And think of all the character development we had with her -- her sister died! And... uh... she doesn't like war!"
Its hysterical that they could have just given us the sister of rose and at least it would have been "ok we've got a "run of the mill" bomber pilot into this group, that's cool" instead of giving us a sack of potatoes that wishes she was a Disney princess.
How to salvage the plotline: At the salt planet final confrontation, she kisses him, and then he says "What the fuck? You don't just kiss someone without consent!" and then both get fried by the super laser because riding directly into an immobile super-laser, that you could avoid by moving a couple feet over, is really dumb.
It would put a fun and funny capstone on their story.
As funny as that would be, it's still lame and playing by their rules. The real way you savage it is by having her line her ship up with Finn and be a heat shield/give him an extra shove to commit to the sacrifice at the cost of both of their lives.
Looks to me like it's more about reinforcing white women's feeking of superiority over blacks.
The people I knew who loved saying "white privilege" where clearly bragging about how they felt important and superior, just as long as they phrased it differently.
Snow White doesn’t work with a brown girl, and especially not with an ugly brown girl.
I don’t even know if ugly is the right word. Below average? Not particularly attractive? Something like that.
"the fairest of them all"
There aren’t many requirements for the role, just be prettier than the jealous witch. They cast one of the hottest women on the planet and matched her with a 4.
Maybe they'll subvert expectations, and the mirror will tell the Queen she's the prettiest and not even 5 minutes in, the credits will start rolling.
I'd pay 10$.
im gonna watch it just to piss off little manlet. i hope they still keep the dwarf in it
No dwarfs, just CGI "magical creatures".
I hope they have Hornswoggle play all 7 dwarfs, maybe with a cameo by Warwick Davis as Papa Dwarf.
That is not a damn 4. Jesus wept. Where the fuck do you live, that you say that's a 4? That's a negative.
That’s pushing it. She presumably has a functioning vagina and isn’t a ham planet. She at least gets some points on the board for that.
ehh. snow white looks like a boy. i think thats kinda different from the fairy tales
Snow White, after a couple of trucks have run her.
Does she have fetal alcohol syndrome?
why is snow white jealous that she doesnt look like a fuckin dude
who is the jealous queen supposed to be jealous of? it's hard to side with snow white on this one... you've got a 5'10" literal supermodel vs a girl who is lucky to be a 4 just because she's not fat.
jesus christ, at least pick an attractive girl to play snow white... like if you're sticking with a latina, selena gomez or victoria justice are both smokeshows.
not even talking about the fact that snow white's name directly comes from the fact that she has alabaster skin that's "as white as snow"... go find someone with incan or mayan lineage, just running a google image search for "peruvian model" or "yucatan model" brings up thousands of brown skinned women who are far more attractive than la goblina.
so now not only is snow white no longer of her namesake alabaster snow white skin, the "jealous queen" objectively has nothing to be jealous of. that mirror saying la goblina is more attractive is like having a broken compass... you throw it in the garbage.
not even trifling here... you don't see me trying to play action hero roles that should have been picked up by dwayne johnson. this shit is retarded.
New remake movie idea:
Hollywood will love it: The real villain of the movie is the (male-presenting) Mirror. All the women are justifiable or good. Lots of Casting Couch potential for those sick fucks. You start perspective with the Queen as a Princess, and showcase her as insecure, with I dunno, an abusive father or something, give some emotional damage, she's never pretty enough, she won't succeed, she isn't even good for marrying off to some lordling because she's too ugly. Doesn't matter if it is true or not, just simple emotional abuse.
She goes to commit suicide in the washroom, blood gets on the mirror, and it "awakens", as a malevolent cursed thing, born of the hate and frustration with the world she no longer wished to endure. It grooms her into killing her family covertly, and becoming queen. It goads her on, using her as HIS vessel to spread misery and hate. She becomes abusive in turn, all on the mirror's orders.
Then Snow White can be as whatever and whoever they want, because the whole thing is just the Mirror doing an abusive power play on the Queen. She's completely deluded and damaged, so thinking the rather blah Snow White is some peerless beauty who will ruin her kingdom due to her pelvic thrust power or whatever is more reasonable. She's trying to kill Snow White to save her kingdom, since both her father and The Mirror ingrained in her that beauty is what makes kingdoms rise and fall.
Voila: Coal-Black and the Seven People Of Vertically Challengedness is viable.
Kal-El, no . . . !
Literal el goblina on the left
*La
Don't misgender XER!
#REeeEE
To be fair, Malificent was always 10x hotter than Snow White.
Maleficent was the green chick from Sleeping Beauty.
In the reboot just few years ago she was (not green, actually snow-white) Angelina Jolie, today she would be played by like Whoopie Goldberg or something.
Indeed, I mixed her up with the Evil queen, but they're virtually the same character. Either way, in what universe is this titless thumb better looking than this certified pofessional dick sweller?
The entire story hinges on the Queen's magic mirror being a fucking pedophile.
The problem lies in the question asked.
"Who is fairest in the realm?"
Who has the most pale skin in the realm? Snow White stays indoors and lives with coal miners, tarring her skin, meaning no light really ever reaches it, if she washes off the coal tar, her skin will be quite un-tanned indeed.
That's really the real moral lesson here: The problem in using only a singular objective measure for beauty when it is a combination of factors. The Queen could have also asked the mirror "who has a spinal curve closest to 45.5 degrees?" It's just one singular measure, and objective or not, provides a terrible measure for overall beauty.
i thought maleficent was the evil which chick from the wizard ofoz? wut. my whole understanding of disney lore was a lie
Elphaba. Or Theodora, in the terrible Disney remake…
Maleficent, as pointed out, is Sleeping Beauty, lol…
Are you saying all witches look the same?! 😮
Has Walt finally been thawed?
Post Reported for: Anti-Semitism
Post Approved: OP is doing a play on words. The character is literally "the evil stepmother". Gal Gadot is literally being cast as evil, and the emphasis on race denotes that Disney would have to recognize that Gal is Israeli & Jewish.
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Weird, I get a strange vibe when I see her too. Not sure what it is.
I hate to break it to you, but Gal Gadot has... female cooties. That may explain your trepidation.
Couldn’t be that utterly cringe and out of touch “Imagine” video her and her pals did, to earn sympathy, could it..?
That really should’ve ended her career, to be honest…