[Nu-Disney also] Apparently Gal Gadot was cast as the Evil Jew in the upcoming Non White and 0 Dwarfs
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who is the jealous queen supposed to be jealous of? it's hard to side with snow white on this one... you've got a 5'10" literal supermodel vs a girl who is lucky to be a 4 just because she's not fat.
jesus christ, at least pick an attractive girl to play snow white... like if you're sticking with a latina, selena gomez or victoria justice are both smokeshows.
not even talking about the fact that snow white's name directly comes from the fact that she has alabaster skin that's "as white as snow"... go find someone with incan or mayan lineage, just running a google image search for "peruvian model" or "yucatan model" brings up thousands of brown skinned women who are far more attractive than la goblina.
so now not only is snow white no longer of her namesake alabaster snow white skin, the "jealous queen" objectively has nothing to be jealous of. that mirror saying la goblina is more attractive is like having a broken compass... you throw it in the garbage.
not even trifling here... you don't see me trying to play action hero roles that should have been picked up by dwayne johnson. this shit is retarded.
New remake movie idea:
Hollywood will love it: The real villain of the movie is the (male-presenting) Mirror. All the women are justifiable or good. Lots of Casting Couch potential for those sick fucks. You start perspective with the Queen as a Princess, and showcase her as insecure, with I dunno, an abusive father or something, give some emotional damage, she's never pretty enough, she won't succeed, she isn't even good for marrying off to some lordling because she's too ugly. Doesn't matter if it is true or not, just simple emotional abuse.
She goes to commit suicide in the washroom, blood gets on the mirror, and it "awakens", as a malevolent cursed thing, born of the hate and frustration with the world she no longer wished to endure. It grooms her into killing her family covertly, and becoming queen. It goads her on, using her as HIS vessel to spread misery and hate. She becomes abusive in turn, all on the mirror's orders.
Then Snow White can be as whatever and whoever they want, because the whole thing is just the Mirror doing an abusive power play on the Queen. She's completely deluded and damaged, so thinking the rather blah Snow White is some peerless beauty who will ruin her kingdom due to her pelvic thrust power or whatever is more reasonable. She's trying to kill Snow White to save her kingdom, since both her father and The Mirror ingrained in her that beauty is what makes kingdoms rise and fall.
Voila: Coal-Black and the Seven People Of Vertically Challengedness is viable.