Haha his dick don’t work, haha. They are literally children. I think it would be far more embarrassing to be a stooge for retarded diversity hire writers that had you dance with Covid needle rockettes. That’s just me though.
its pretty much a garbage claim too. i already made a full post elsewhere before this reply, but its an ANONYMOUS LETTER they were talking about. (...from a podcast!)
In retrospect we took the wrong side on that one. Yeah Pete's an asshole but he was open about being an asshole, Dan was just wearing conservative camo.
I thought the joke was funny from day one. He wears an eyepatch with the full Billy Mays. Nevermind what comes out of his mouth, the guy just looks shady as fuck.
It's an old propaganda bit from 2020 that didn't stick. They tried it early on in order to scare people into complying with the mask mandates and lockdowns, but they didn't count on most Americans being so domesticated that their propaganda was unnecessary. The compliance happened naturally. So they pulled it and put it on the back burner until now, in order to scare people into getting the vaccine.
If you pay any attention at all and have a memory longer than three seconds, it's extremely obvious how manufactured it all is. They don't even try to hide it. They just count on people being too distracted with consumerism and mindless pop culture to notice.
this nigga claimed it was 1.5 inches smaller. he said it was "above average" before corona. this is all based off a podcast. my earlier comment goes into more detail about it.
Where's the funny? Literally think a woman wrote this since all they can come up with it "your dick can't please woman/you like putting your dick in other men/your dick doesn't get attention from woman".
No wonder they want gun control so bad they figure out how retarded the average Democrat is and then realize most of them are more retarded than that and lose their shit.
But Colbert couldn’t resist a chance to use his newfound knowledge as the basis for a crack about Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R).
“COVID dick is real,” Colbert said, citing a headline on Gizmodo, adding: “Yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis.”
they were hit less bad than cali... and they have a huge population of old people... they are very close to NY numbers. is Coldbert calling Cuomo a whisky dick? how about calling newsum a cumsucker? oh those two are 'liberals', he wont.
and that headline... 'This week, the Slate-run sex advice podcast How to Do It discussed the harrowing tale of an anonymous letter writer'. so this is greenpost, 'i did a journo garbo'.
the anonymous writer, Describing himself as "above average in penis size" before covid-19, he said that his penis had now shrunk about 1.5 inches and "decidedly less than average.”
Some cow watching the view made this up. or maybe andy cuomo or the fauc mailed it in... you guys decide
As an anonymous poster, I say that after getting COVID, my dick grew 2.5 inches. Classic COVID symptom, sudden dick growth. We can average this out and say that getting COVID will make your dick grow 2 inches.
It's a random anonymous writer on the internet, it must be 100% true!
I almost feel pity when I think about that this is the height of leftist comedy.
The can't even run with that joke because constant references to male genitalia would trigger too many of them.
They're still doing the "Trump has tiny hands" joke that was created by Marco Rubio in lik 2015.
Comedy is dead. Hyper-sensitive degenerates killed it.
Haha his dick don’t work, haha. They are literally children. I think it would be far more embarrassing to be a stooge for retarded diversity hire writers that had you dance with Covid needle rockettes. That’s just me though.
its pretty much a garbage claim too. i already made a full post elsewhere before this reply, but its an ANONYMOUS LETTER they were talking about. (...from a podcast!)
Hey HuffPo, yeah when he heard it he likely groaned but that wasn't out of pain.
It's cute that they think DeSantis watches Colbert or would even care what he says about him.
"Haha your dick don't work"
"I thought your show got canceled 8 years ago"
Dan Crenshaw DOES look like a hitman in a porno.
In retrospect we took the wrong side on that one. Yeah Pete's an asshole but he was open about being an asshole, Dan was just wearing conservative camo.
So that would be the royal we then?
I thought the joke was funny from day one. He wears an eyepatch with the full Billy Mays. Nevermind what comes out of his mouth, the guy just looks shady as fuck.
Eyepatches are cool. Makes him look like Big Boss.
Wrong, pete is an aggressive retrard. he is genz alec baldwin. dont give that nigga a squirtgun, he'll harm somebody with it
oh, no
Covid causes erectile dysfunction?? Lol they're so full of shit
It's an old propaganda bit from 2020 that didn't stick. They tried it early on in order to scare people into complying with the mask mandates and lockdowns, but they didn't count on most Americans being so domesticated that their propaganda was unnecessary. The compliance happened naturally. So they pulled it and put it on the back burner until now, in order to scare people into getting the vaccine.
If you pay any attention at all and have a memory longer than three seconds, it's extremely obvious how manufactured it all is. They don't even try to hide it. They just count on people being too distracted with consumerism and mindless pop culture to notice.
this nigga claimed it was 1.5 inches smaller. he said it was "above average" before corona. this is all based off a podcast. my earlier comment goes into more detail about it.
The asymmetry is intentional. It's all about power and they don't care about being hypocrites to get it.
I'd love to see a vid on that call-out. I'd put the $200 toward having the veiwer and upvote numbers manipulated to force false-trending.
Where's the funny? Literally think a woman wrote this since all they can come up with it "your dick can't please woman/you like putting your dick in other men/your dick doesn't get attention from woman".
the 'joke' is taken from the title of the linked "article", but its based on a podcast and anonymous claim that he had 1.5 " shrinkage.
Funny?
No wonder they want gun control so bad they figure out how retarded the average Democrat is and then realize most of them are more retarded than that and lose their shit.
Democrats want gun control in order to put boot on head of different Democrat.
What would be better; getting dead from bullet or dead from baseball bat? --I know my answer.
“Everything is ok when we do it.”
The left wouldn't exist without hypocrisy.
Do note that late night show host are getting beaten in views from a fox skit. Says a lot about the downfall of late night shows.
they were hit less bad than cali... and they have a huge population of old people... they are very close to NY numbers. is Coldbert calling Cuomo a whisky dick? how about calling newsum a cumsucker? oh those two are 'liberals', he wont.
and that headline... 'This week, the Slate-run sex advice podcast How to Do It discussed the harrowing tale of an anonymous letter writer'. so this is greenpost, 'i did a journo garbo'.
Some cow watching the view made this up. or maybe andy cuomo or the fauc mailed it in... you guys decide
As an anonymous poster, I say that after getting COVID, my dick grew 2.5 inches. Classic COVID symptom, sudden dick growth. We can average this out and say that getting COVID will make your dick grow 2 inches.
It's a random anonymous writer on the internet, it must be 100% true!
I'm ready to drop LGB anyway, stopped being effective after one week. Time to go back to FUCK JOE BIDEN
Isn't it his daughter?
why not both