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– GeneralBoobs 29 points 4 years ago +29 / -0

This is what you get when you let morons decide that something is sacred. Those monkeys should have been culled but the morons worship and feed them while removing natural predators. We have the same problem here in the U.S. and things like deer. They cull the strong and healthy for sport and now we have 'zombie' deer and other horrific diseases that natural predation would have kept in check or prevented.

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– ailurus 22 points 4 years ago +22 / -0

This is what you get when you let morons decide that something is sacred.

Exactly. From the article

The villagers decided to take action themselves and tried to wrangle up the beasts, but the simians then turned their sights on the local men, some of whom have been injured after falling from buildings while trying to save the dogs, the outlet said. Nearly all of the pups in the Beed district have been killed, but the monkeys still haven’t stopped and are now targeting small children en route to school, the outlet said.

Come on guys, it isn't hard. Humans have been killing monkeys for thousands of years. It's not hard, even without any fancy tools.

Step 1: Get rock. Step 2: Huck rock at monkey. Step 3: If monkey is not dead or running, go to 1

Or, if you want to use tools, just shoot them. As much as I find the idea (and their failure) hilarious, at least the Aussies tried that in the Emu War. Even just emptying a couple revolvers into a group of them will probably ensure the monkeys run off and think long and hard about coming back.

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– GeneralBoobs 16 points 4 years ago +16 / -0

The thing is driving them off isn't enough. You have to make an example, monkey see, monkey fucking finds out. Burn them alive en mass and they won't fuck with you.

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– Killroyomega 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

You say this about monkeys in India, you get applauded.

I say this about monkeys at the US border, I get put on watchlists.

🤔🤔🤔

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– deleted 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0
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– almond_activator 21 points 4 years ago +21 / -0

I would not be very happy to have to personally combat an orangutan or whatever with a rock lol

Apes are much larger and stronger than monkeys. For those simians, I recommend at least sharpening the rocks first. You should probably tie it to the end of a stick and bring some friends who've done the same.

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– Careless_Ejaculator 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

We need wolves back. Livestock owners are unable to deal with them though.

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– GeneralBoobs 12 points 4 years ago +12 / -0

Livestock owners are fucking lazy and stupid for the most part when it comes to wolves. Wolves are dogs, we know how to deal with dogs. They do the bare minimum to ensure their livestock is 'healthy' and alive long enough to get to the feedlot. Then, to prevent from having to tend their animals, they blame wild game and predators for spreading the diseases their livestock spreads, and slaughter them whole sale. When there's not enough food, the wolves wonder from their established territory and the ranchers kill them. Or, they don't even have to wait for food to be scarce, the owners put out lures and traps and kill them saying "They were on my land, hur dur hur."

You factor in acceptable losses to keep a herd healthy and keep up vigilant measures to protect them, only going after predators when the numbers are too low.

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– deleted 22 points 4 years ago +22 / -0
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– brappablat 14 points 4 years ago +14 / -0

I did it. sorry

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– FuckGenderPolitics 19 points 4 years ago +19 / -0

From the title I thought this would be a story about POC on POC violence.

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– TomSeeSaw 13 points 4 years ago +13 / -0

Outside the nonsense of 'sacred monkeys', the problem is the laws in India protect animals more than they protect humans.

If they tried to cull the beasts, you'll have a gaggle of dimwits writing animal support stories.

Animals in India are treated sacred until they become a nuisance. Then you will see return to monke. Until the social naggers show up with police protection and garlands for the poow poow animals.

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– Chairman_Pooh 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Plenty of 'sacred monkeys' in the West too, alas.

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– mvrak 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Start a new ad, monkey so sacred that it must be vaxxed.

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– deleted 13 points 4 years ago +13 / -0
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– lapalapa 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

Yeah, for a moment I thought I had just discovered a new racial insult.

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– lapalapa 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0

Nearly all of the pups in the Beed district have been killed, but the monkeys still haven’t stopped and are now targeting small children en route to school

Well, shit. Is killing them really not an option? I mean, surely human lives come first, right?.

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– BandageBandolier 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

Dingos ate my baby Vs. Monkeys threw my baby off the roof. A South Asian dramatisation of Sophie's choice, Sudiksha's choice.

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– TentElephant 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0

Indians need more dakka.

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– acp_k2win 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

metal

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– deleted 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0
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– cartoonericroberts 10 points 4 years ago +10 / -0

Sorry, but you are going to have to pick a side.

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– SupremeReader 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

It's Indians.

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– Knife-TotingRat 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

Said to me by a big-ass Cree:

"We're the Indians of this continent. If they [pakis] don't like it, they can fuck off back to India."

With several of this big chief's rather rough-looking cousins and other acolytes behind him.

I fully agree with the guy.

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