This is what you get when you let morons decide that something is sacred.
Exactly. From the article
The villagers decided to take action themselves and tried to wrangle up the beasts, but the simians then turned their sights on the local men, some of whom have been injured after falling from buildings while trying to save the dogs, the outlet said. Nearly all of the pups in the Beed district have been killed, but the monkeys still haven’t stopped and are now targeting small children en route to school, the outlet said.
Come on guys, it isn't hard. Humans have been killing monkeys for thousands of years. It's not hard, even without any fancy tools.
Step 1: Get rock.
Step 2: Huck rock at monkey.
Step 3: If monkey is not dead or running, go to 1
Or, if you want to use tools, just shoot them. As much as I find the idea (and their failure) hilarious, at least the Aussies tried that in the Emu War. Even just emptying a couple revolvers into a group of them will probably ensure the monkeys run off and think long and hard about coming back.
The thing is driving them off isn't enough. You have to make an example, monkey see, monkey fucking finds out. Burn them alive en mass and they won't fuck with you.
I would not be very happy to have to personally combat an orangutan or whatever with a rock lol
Apes are much larger and stronger than monkeys. For those simians, I recommend at least sharpening the rocks first. You should probably tie it to the end of a stick and bring some friends who've done the same.
Exactly. From the article
Come on guys, it isn't hard. Humans have been killing monkeys for thousands of years. It's not hard, even without any fancy tools.
Step 1: Get rock. Step 2: Huck rock at monkey. Step 3: If monkey is not dead or running, go to 1
Or, if you want to use tools, just shoot them. As much as I find the idea (and their failure) hilarious, at least the Aussies tried that in the Emu War. Even just emptying a couple revolvers into a group of them will probably ensure the monkeys run off and think long and hard about coming back.
The thing is driving them off isn't enough. You have to make an example, monkey see, monkey fucking finds out. Burn them alive en mass and they won't fuck with you.
You say this about monkeys in India, you get applauded.
I say this about monkeys at the US border, I get put on watchlists.
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Apes are much larger and stronger than monkeys. For those simians, I recommend at least sharpening the rocks first. You should probably tie it to the end of a stick and bring some friends who've done the same.