"Odinson", if you're to believe the comics. Never mind that under Scandinavian naming schemes his full name would be " Thor Odinnson". The wokies that took over at Marvel Comics declared his name to be the title of the bearer of the power of Thor, and when he became "unworthy" and Jane ended up with the hammer she was then "Thor". It's just more woke feminist garbage that's leaking into the movies.
This is the same horseshit they pulled when they made Jane into FemThor over in the comics. "Thor isn't his name, it's the title of the god of thunder" they say. Bull. Fucking. Shit. The hammer fucking says on the side of it, "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor" (emphasis mine). Not "the name of Thor", the power. Cap didn't get hit with a lightning bolt and suddenly have a cape and Asgardian armor when he picked it up. The whole "Jane is Thor now" garbage was nothing more than woke feminist bullshit when it happened in the comics, and is more than enough reason to boycott the movie this time around, too.
If you go back and watch Thor and Thor: The Dark World, it's abundantly, ridiculously obvious that Natalie Portman wants, more than anything else in the entire world, to not be in those movies. She has clearly never hated anything more in her entire life.
I wonder how much money Disney offered her to change her mind, and why.
I wonder how much money Disney offered her to change her mind, and why.
This is likely the main reason as the MCU was still kind of taking off back in Thor 1. Since then it [peaked] is now worth far more money so she's perked up at the idea of reprising her role was more than anything stands out in the first film for her line of;
"Oh.
My.
God."
Except it's so deadpan it's a totally shit delivery.
Also remember that at the end of Thor 2 that kiss Thor has isn't with Portman because she'd already left the studio at that point. It was Hemsworth's actual wife standing in, the busty blonde from Fast 5/6/7 in the Fast and the Furious franchise.
Yeah, but the thing about DeNiro is that he has a good enough deadpan delivery that he can totally play the straight man in a comedy movie (see: Meet the Parents) or potentially play it off as being dry humor. Natalie Portman has about as much range as a petrified statue covered in hot grits.
In the original Thor movie when he was made human what was he called then....Thor
Was a nice nod to the comics when the ID they tried to pass off as his human identity was "Donald Blake" but that's as far as things went not calling him by his actual name, Tony Stark nicknames aside.
Well, they already have a black Valkyrie.
And what's his face all seeing gate guardian, Heimdall, in Norse lore, was described as the whitest white man.
Oh right, totally forgot about that guy.
We have always been at war with Eastasia.Asgard has always been from African mythology....black lesbian Valkyrie, because heterosexually is verboten these days.
and a black Heimdallr, the literal whitest Aesir.
Marvel consumers are beyond anything.
I’ve always been at a loss how grown adults fawn over this kids trash.
So what's his fucking name then?
Dave
You're my wife now, Dave!
"Odinson", if you're to believe the comics. Never mind that under Scandinavian naming schemes his full name would be " Thor Odinnson". The wokies that took over at Marvel Comics declared his name to be the title of the bearer of the power of Thor, and when he became "unworthy" and Jane ended up with the hammer she was then "Thor". It's just more woke feminist garbage that's leaking into the movies.
This is the same horseshit they pulled when they made Jane into FemThor over in the comics. "Thor isn't his name, it's the title of the god of thunder" they say. Bull. Fucking. Shit. The hammer fucking says on the side of it, "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor" (emphasis mine). Not "the name of Thor", the power. Cap didn't get hit with a lightning bolt and suddenly have a cape and Asgardian armor when he picked it up. The whole "Jane is Thor now" garbage was nothing more than woke feminist bullshit when it happened in the comics, and is more than enough reason to boycott the movie this time around, too.
If you go back and watch Thor and Thor: The Dark World, it's abundantly, ridiculously obvious that Natalie Portman wants, more than anything else in the entire world, to not be in those movies. She has clearly never hated anything more in her entire life.
I wonder how much money Disney offered her to change her mind, and why.
This is likely the main reason as the MCU was still kind of taking off back in Thor 1. Since then it [peaked] is now worth far more money so she's perked up at the idea of reprising her role was more than anything stands out in the first film for her line of;
"Oh.
My.
God."
Except it's so deadpan it's a totally shit delivery.
Also remember that at the end of Thor 2 that kiss Thor has isn't with Portman because she'd already left the studio at that point. It was Hemsworth's actual wife standing in, the busty blonde from Fast 5/6/7 in the Fast and the Furious franchise.
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She's overrated, imo.
Most of her career was character acting in dramas. Her doing action movies is like Deniro doing comedy.
Yeah, but the thing about DeNiro is that he has a good enough deadpan delivery that he can totally play the straight man in a comedy movie (see: Meet the Parents) or potentially play it off as being dry humor. Natalie Portman has about as much range as a petrified statue covered in hot grits.
I meant why would Disney want her back, not why would she go back.
Yah not watching it
It would be a flying goat, no?
Was she even in any of the recent marvel movies?
I think I'm prolly not gonna watch this movie it looks gay tbh
It is transwahmxn you bee gut! #RrRrReEeEeE
I just won't watch that lol
Frankly the super hero shit is getting tiring.
You mean like Michelle Obama?
I find this both "stunning and brave"
She is waiting in the wings. SJW Marvel artist has several design in Zir's portfolio already.
That physically hurt me to read. The cringe is too damn high.
Aye, his TITLE is "God of Thunder".
"You afraid of lightning?"
"I don't particularly care for what comes after."
It is obvious they do not care. They can make what ever shit excuse they want, they are only doing it do to some women power fantasy.
Was a nice nod to the comics when the ID they tried to pass off as his human identity was "Donald Blake" but that's as far as things went not calling him by his actual name, Tony Stark nicknames aside.