One of my memories from the game is that the main female protagonist/antagonist had massive boobs. You only really see this in the opening, but I wouldn't put it past the SJW puritans to redesign her for Current Year.
The first Dead Space is one of my all time favorite games, I didn't mind the sequels as much as most either. Yet, I wasn't even interested when I saw the teaser for a remake, because I knew they'd screw it up somehow.
The original game was in 2008 but they talk like it is ancient. Sure you can improve the graphic somewhat but the game runs great, it looks great, the pacing is great. It has some weapon imbalances but I honestly like weapon imbalances.
The game does not need a remake, you can play the original without problem, even the younger generation can play it.
If I'm taking a guess they are either gonna remove or downplay Unitology. Game design nowadays is too closely tied with game journalism and all those faggots live in Cali so I bet they got more than a few Scientologist buddies they don't want to offend.
What does that even mean, there is little dialogue. I may be wrong but I do not remember Isaac talking in the first one nor do I remember if he took off his helm. Any change they make it will be extremely forced.
Now we should start a betting game:
Will they somehow force pronouns in to the discussion? Hey you know dead people and monsters but can we first discuss your pronouns because I do not want to offend you or anything?
Will that scientology cult ripoff be lead by an Orange man that is really really bad.
Will they make Isaac non-binary somehow? Maybe black or gay. Change him with a her?
This is a fun idea for this site. Get a way for us to bet points on how a game/ movie turns out, what they change, how woke it will be. Stuff like that.
Isaac will mostly likely be made Hispanic, because then he's still a minority but it'll get the Centrists to defend it by saying "Well, he still looks like Isaac to me, so I don't see a problem."
They will make Kendra 100% lesbian. Even though there's no reason for her to be, they will make it where one of your objectives is to find out what happened to her girlfriend (they had an entire subplot about this very thing in that awful Prey remake).
Hammond may or may not die this time; he's a black guy, so there are obviously going to be some heroic moments dedicated to him, if not him having to save Isaac on multiple occasions.
Isaac's girlfriend obviously can't be dead, because SJWs consider that "fridging" (which is one of the most idiotic things in the world), so instead she will be one of the last survivors and will somehow be instrumental in defeating the necromorphs.
Oh, Isaac's girlfriend will also be black and an engineer this time around. She'll also be ultra-brave and will also also save Isaac a couple of times. At the end, she'll choose to sacrifice herself to kill the necromorphs and save Isaac.
This thing writes itself because EVERY single SJW property follows those exact same tropes EVERY single time with some minor modifications here and here.
Have you figured out why we're getting so many remakes yet?
Streamers.
Companies have realized that they can slap a new coat of paint on an older game, pay the big streamers to play it, and a whole new generation of customers will go buy old products.
Fast forward 6 months (or however long it takes them to pump out this shit) and you'll see all the usual streamer suspects overreacting to dead space remake jump scares.
Fast forward 6 months (or however long it takes them to pump out this shit) and you'll see all the usual streamer suspects overreacting to dead space remake jump scares.
Now that you mention it, I've been seeing streamers play Dead Space recently. No idea on the thot-end of things but it's been making the rounds with vtubers.
Releasing inferior artwork to cater to the lowest common crybaby ends up destroying the artist. The same developers 10 years ago would have smothered their future selves in their sleep with a pillow.
What fucking content is there to remove it's a game about 1 guy walking through hallways cutting monsters to pieces
But you failed to see the embedded racism and misogyny. For shame.
Well, there's your problem.
And white.
One of my memories from the game is that the main female protagonist/antagonist had massive boobs. You only really see this in the opening, but I wouldn't put it past the SJW puritans to redesign her for Current Year.
Oh god theyre gonna bring a hammer to her face and a masectomy because thats what real women apparently are.
Kendra’s gonna get beaten with the dyke-hammer, bet on that.
It's a ratchet wrench for added irony
Also love the username. Miles really was SOOL so many times, including being falsely sentenced for murder. Twice!
Miles really did carry that whole station on his shoulders.
He's seen a lot of shit.
Add pronouns, somewhere?
Some bitches probably whinged about the tentacle-launching necramorphs made from dead babies and dead baby clones.
So we might see those replaced with dog models, a la Dead Space Highschool 3.
But these people love killing babies?
The first Dead Space is one of my all time favorite games, I didn't mind the sequels as much as most either. Yet, I wasn't even interested when I saw the teaser for a remake, because I knew they'd screw it up somehow.
The original game was in 2008 but they talk like it is ancient. Sure you can improve the graphic somewhat but the game runs great, it looks great, the pacing is great. It has some weapon imbalances but I honestly like weapon imbalances.
The game does not need a remake, you can play the original without problem, even the younger generation can play it.
Not without getting offended at someone breathing heavily or some bullshit so it must be changed obviously.
I hate that term. “Relevant” or modern audiences. Make a good freaking game!
It's a game set in space in the future! Why the ever loving terror fuck would it ever be modern in the first place?!
Exactly. Usually when they say they are modernizing a game look out. Or when I hear that a remake will “reflect the times we live in”
If I'm taking a guess they are either gonna remove or downplay Unitology. Game design nowadays is too closely tied with game journalism and all those faggots live in Cali so I bet they got more than a few Scientologist buddies they don't want to offend.
What does that even mean, there is little dialogue. I may be wrong but I do not remember Isaac talking in the first one nor do I remember if he took off his helm. Any change they make it will be extremely forced.
Now we should start a betting game:
Will they somehow force pronouns in to the discussion? Hey you know dead people and monsters but can we first discuss your pronouns because I do not want to offend you or anything?
Will that scientology cult ripoff be lead by an Orange man that is really really bad.
Will they make Isaac non-binary somehow? Maybe black or gay. Change him with a her?
This is a fun idea for this site. Get a way for us to bet points on how a game/ movie turns out, what they change, how woke it will be. Stuff like that.
Isaac will mostly likely be made Hispanic, because then he's still a minority but it'll get the Centrists to defend it by saying "Well, he still looks like Isaac to me, so I don't see a problem."
They will make Kendra 100% lesbian. Even though there's no reason for her to be, they will make it where one of your objectives is to find out what happened to her girlfriend (they had an entire subplot about this very thing in that awful Prey remake).
Hammond may or may not die this time; he's a black guy, so there are obviously going to be some heroic moments dedicated to him, if not him having to save Isaac on multiple occasions.
Isaac's girlfriend obviously can't be dead, because SJWs consider that "fridging" (which is one of the most idiotic things in the world), so instead she will be one of the last survivors and will somehow be instrumental in defeating the necromorphs.
Oh, Isaac's girlfriend will also be black and an engineer this time around. She'll also be ultra-brave and will also also save Isaac a couple of times. At the end, she'll choose to sacrifice herself to kill the necromorphs and save Isaac.
This thing writes itself because EVERY single SJW property follows those exact same tropes EVERY single time with some minor modifications here and here.
I freaking hate how likely those changes are.
Have you figured out why we're getting so many remakes yet?
Streamers.
Companies have realized that they can slap a new coat of paint on an older game, pay the big streamers to play it, and a whole new generation of customers will go buy old products.
Fast forward 6 months (or however long it takes them to pump out this shit) and you'll see all the usual streamer suspects overreacting to dead space remake jump scares.
Now that you mention it, I've been seeing streamers play Dead Space recently. No idea on the thot-end of things but it's been making the rounds with vtubers.
I assume they do not have enough creativity for new games and they do not want to risk to much.
However some remakes have been good, RE comes to mind. The first one was a remake but the others are remastered.
What, going to change the level names to remove the acrostic because we can't kill off female characters anymore?
Releasing inferior artwork to cater to the lowest common crybaby ends up destroying the artist. The same developers 10 years ago would have smothered their future selves in their sleep with a pillow.
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