It has no games, limited backwards compatibility, may go down to 30 FPS to avoid burning itself up, is ugly, and the immediate roadmap of upcoming titles is bare bones.
At least with a dildo you don't have to shell out $499+ USD to fuck yourself over.
...maybe they should make that as a selling point... buy the new playstation 6! it's perfect for making a kotatsu, i mean even kfc has a console why not include a microwave or something?
Nobody will ever make another game console with a >400 watt PSU. The original PS3 George Foreman was a hilarious kludge of a machine to get multicore performance out on the bleeding edge of what the fabs could provide. People forget that the PS3 came out right around the same time the Intel Core hit shelves.
I'd be getting sick of the PC Gaming Master Race memes by now but PC Gaming is actually superior to console gaming.
As with anything in the modern online world memes can and will be done to death as well as be taken far, far too seriously.
Even with generation updates consoles are still just static forms trying to compete with modular designs and upgrades you can swap out whenever you are able to. Objectively PCs will outperform consoles in pretty much every single metric bar extreme niches these days such as local group/social play that only Nintendo bothers to go for any more. Every other option requires multiple consoles and input/output devices and generally involve players across the world rather than in the same room.
"Give people money and time from no job they're forced to do, and they'll spend it in higher pursuits, like learning how to play classical music, and painting and writing poetry." - Gene Roddenberry (probably)
Well, Gene, how's the weather in Hell? Attended the opera with Hitler yesterday, did you?
Dildos to help their OnlyFans content I'd wager. Don't underestimate the absurd amount of women on there now. Smart investing if the whole thing wasn't so disgusting.
Speaking from my own personal experience, most OF girls are retarded minimum wage workers who flip a handful of nudes for quick injections of cash rather than stable career work. Some tinder goth I was with last year used to do so to get the gas money to drive over, 20$ at a time.
On a long enough timeline it probably will pay off, with some value consideration for personal usage as well.
Honestly can't understand the demand for a PS5.
It has no games, limited backwards compatibility, may go down to 30 FPS to avoid burning itself up, is ugly, and the immediate roadmap of upcoming titles is bare bones.
At least with a dildo you don't have to shell out $499+ USD to fuck yourself over.
And despite its looks, it's not as good a space heater as the PS3.
...maybe they should make that as a selling point... buy the new playstation 6! it's perfect for making a kotatsu, i mean even kfc has a console why not include a microwave or something?
Nobody will ever make another game console with a >400 watt PSU. The original PS3 George Foreman was a hilarious kludge of a machine to get multicore performance out on the bleeding edge of what the fabs could provide. People forget that the PS3 came out right around the same time the Intel Core hit shelves.
hey, i can dream cant i? who knows maybe it will happen someday when i have grandkids.
Dream all you want. But UL is never gonna check off on another gaming console that pulls 6 amps. Thing was a fire hazard.
Literally "CONSOOOOOOM!"
As with anything in the modern online world memes can and will be done to death as well as be taken far, far too seriously.
Even with generation updates consoles are still just static forms trying to compete with modular designs and upgrades you can swap out whenever you are able to. Objectively PCs will outperform consoles in pretty much every single metric bar extreme niches these days such as local group/social play that only Nintendo bothers to go for any more. Every other option requires multiple consoles and input/output devices and generally involve players across the world rather than in the same room.
At $500 it's probably a really impressive dildo
for that much it damn well better be
Hey, you need to pay the dragon a lot for their commission fee, not a lot of dragons are willing nowadays to do that kind of modeling.
Also, it shoots fire and can launch spines through up to 1 inch of steel, just like real dragons.
I saw that coming ...
laughs in using it to become debt free
"Give people money and time from no job they're forced to do, and they'll spend it in higher pursuits, like learning how to play classical music, and painting and writing poetry." - Gene Roddenberry (probably)
Well, Gene, how's the weather in Hell? Attended the opera with Hitler yesterday, did you?
Isn’t that basically the Andrew Yang sales pitch?
So in other words, the stimulus money all went to China.
Oh god I’m consooming
The beacons are lit.
It was inevitable. Fashion must eventually yield to reality.
Clean out that line between the plastic molds of your game controller. You would not believe how much shit gets in there.
The apes on WSB will disapprove of that
-Kvetches in gorilla-
I bought some guns, but my boat fucking sunk on the way back home.
Bread and dopamine hits.
Dildos to help their OnlyFans content I'd wager. Don't underestimate the absurd amount of women on there now. Smart investing if the whole thing wasn't so disgusting.
Still not smart investing, because only ~1% of OnlyFans accounts make any substantial money.
Speaking from my own personal experience, most OF girls are retarded minimum wage workers who flip a handful of nudes for quick injections of cash rather than stable career work. Some tinder goth I was with last year used to do so to get the gas money to drive over, 20$ at a time.
On a long enough timeline it probably will pay off, with some value consideration for personal usage as well.
Lot of blackmail potential there for the other 99%. I'm sure some would pay not to have their stuff "leaked".
And guns...