It has no games, limited backwards compatibility, may go down to 30 FPS to avoid burning itself up, is ugly, and the immediate roadmap of upcoming titles is bare bones.
At least with a dildo you don't have to shell out $499+ USD to fuck yourself over.
...maybe they should make that as a selling point... buy the new playstation 6! it's perfect for making a kotatsu, i mean even kfc has a console why not include a microwave or something?
Nobody will ever make another game console with a >400 watt PSU. The original PS3 George Foreman was a hilarious kludge of a machine to get multicore performance out on the bleeding edge of what the fabs could provide. People forget that the PS3 came out right around the same time the Intel Core hit shelves.
I'd be getting sick of the PC Gaming Master Race memes by now but PC Gaming is actually superior to console gaming.
As with anything in the modern online world memes can and will be done to death as well as be taken far, far too seriously.
Even with generation updates consoles are still just static forms trying to compete with modular designs and upgrades you can swap out whenever you are able to. Objectively PCs will outperform consoles in pretty much every single metric bar extreme niches these days such as local group/social play that only Nintendo bothers to go for any more. Every other option requires multiple consoles and input/output devices and generally involve players across the world rather than in the same room.
Honestly can't understand the demand for a PS5.
It has no games, limited backwards compatibility, may go down to 30 FPS to avoid burning itself up, is ugly, and the immediate roadmap of upcoming titles is bare bones.
At least with a dildo you don't have to shell out $499+ USD to fuck yourself over.
And despite its looks, it's not as good a space heater as the PS3.
...maybe they should make that as a selling point... buy the new playstation 6! it's perfect for making a kotatsu, i mean even kfc has a console why not include a microwave or something?
Nobody will ever make another game console with a >400 watt PSU. The original PS3 George Foreman was a hilarious kludge of a machine to get multicore performance out on the bleeding edge of what the fabs could provide. People forget that the PS3 came out right around the same time the Intel Core hit shelves.
hey, i can dream cant i? who knows maybe it will happen someday when i have grandkids.
Literally "CONSOOOOOOM!"
As with anything in the modern online world memes can and will be done to death as well as be taken far, far too seriously.
Even with generation updates consoles are still just static forms trying to compete with modular designs and upgrades you can swap out whenever you are able to. Objectively PCs will outperform consoles in pretty much every single metric bar extreme niches these days such as local group/social play that only Nintendo bothers to go for any more. Every other option requires multiple consoles and input/output devices and generally involve players across the world rather than in the same room.
At $500 it's probably a really impressive dildo
for that much it damn well better be
Hey, you need to pay the dragon a lot for their commission fee, not a lot of dragons are willing nowadays to do that kind of modeling.
Also, it shoots fire and can launch spines through up to 1 inch of steel, just like real dragons.