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simian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Screw you for sharing that! Now I have I have a wicked headache.

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simian 21 points ago +21 / -0

They kind of buried the lead on this story. The headline shouldn’t be “council member gets into accident” but “degenerate council member appears to be pimping her autistic 7 year old son.”

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simian 16 points ago +16 / -0

Between abortion last year and this year’s rulings, I think the Supreme Court is going to get torn to shreds if a Dem wins the election next year. They’ll stack the Court with a dozen diversity hires to ensure nothing like this happens again for at least 50 years.

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simian 40 points ago +40 / -0

What a stupid, retarded faggot. If anyone is hurting his employees, it’s him, for letting dumb ass decisions be made which hurt sales. Or is he such a little bitch that he can’t accept responsibility for his incompetence?

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simian 9 points ago +9 / -0

I’d never even heard of this. What, they prototyped TLOU2 multiplayer, Sony got cold feet and ran it by Bungie (I didn’t even know Sony owned them at this point), and then Bungie said “it stinks”? That’s a real kick in the balls to Naughty Dog. I wonder why Sony was suddenly second-guessing that team? TLOU2 was riding high on critical praise at the time and anyone who questioned sales was declared a bigot sandwich.

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simian 33 points ago +33 / -0

In gaming’s desire to be “more cinematic” they’ve begun ridiculously overspending just like Hollywood does. Meanwhile, Tears of the Kingdom, which doesn’t feel the need to fully voice act every piece of dialogue or have realistic horse ball physics is kicking all their asses. Because, you know, it focused on being a game, first.

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simian 23 points ago +23 / -0

Yeah, it seems the developers are really banking on gaining that audience which are big fans of fighting games but haven’t played this in the past 11 years because they were just so put off by armbands and panty shots. Yet also feel that removing the arm bands and panty shots is totally unimportant and anybody who complains about it doesn’t matter.
How can something simultaneously be a dealbreaker AND unimportant?

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simian 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s because of all those damn racist, sexist, homophobic, soon-to-be-extinct, Gamergate incel C.H.U.D.s who live in their mom’s basement and don’t matter at all!

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simian 40 points ago +40 / -0

That’s some impressive shit right there. When Skullgirls came out the whole fucking point was “fighting game with (arguably) sexy retro cartoon styled girls with tons of wacky animation.” Then the creator got Me Too-ed in 2020 or so and ever since the team has been doggedly trying to undo every creative decision he made.

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simian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reality is racist, sexist, transphobic, homophobic, bigoted, white supremacist, and they just don’t like it very much.

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simian 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’m betting on nonbinary. These movies have always emphasized a duology to the force (Jedi/Sith) so the only “logical” choice to avoiding such conflicts is to teach the ways of the force to a hermaphrodite. For extra points in missing the point, they’ll make it an alien, where human genders wouldn’t even have to apply anyway.
Wasn’t there a gay rock in Disney’s EU?

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simian 14 points ago +14 / -0

I have to admit to some morbid curiosity on this one. If you’re at a sex club party it’s a given that you’re not an especially wholesome individual. So what did he do that’s so egregious he got kicked out and branded a scumbag?

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simian 19 points ago +19 / -0

I've always maintained that tattoos are a way to show the world that your individuality is only skin deep.

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simian 4 points ago +4 / -0

There will be more woke movies, but not because of this. Once it spits back a result like "too many blacks in the cast" or "hire an attractive woman to play the post apocalyptic lesbian" they'll quietly shutter the endeavor and go about business as usual.

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simian 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s crazy how little anything on PlayStation or XBox has interested me this generation.

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