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mharmless 11 points ago +11 / -0

Also shitty, but at least there we never paid google a cent. This ubisoft shit feels like outright theft.

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mharmless 6 points ago +6 / -0

And if you don't wear it for a year they break into your house at gunpoint and take it back.

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mharmless 17 points ago +18 / -1

Even if they are, it is pretty much exactly what I asked for; make your own characters and mythologies rather than race swapping every damn thing. I am not going to even begin to be salty about a black man making up his own superhero universe and selling it on its own merits.

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mharmless 51 points ago +51 / -0

Your Honor will go home and sleep safely after this ruling, and that is the core problem which must be fixed.

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mharmless 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh myyyycarubma 'n shieeet, xir.

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mharmless 3 points ago +5 / -2

Well I mean, its the only reason to exist. Failure to reproduce is a fundamental failure at life and no amount of wishing otherwise will change that. It is winning a Darwin award as a non-participation trophy. Your futile struggles against the facts of human reproduction make you an unfit dead end. It is what it is.

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mharmless 15 points ago +15 / -0

Look chud, I hate to have to explain this over and over so this is the last time.

White == Bad. Get it through your racist incel colonizing ass, mayo monkey.

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mharmless 22 points ago +22 / -0

The brown ones will now randomly crack the yellow ones open, the red ones will be removed from the packaging, and the green ones will report the white ones to HR.

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mharmless 2 points ago +2 / -0

Move somewhere sane and make sane friends.

If you have this many libs around you in your daily life, understand that they WILL turn on you and literally murder you if the hive mind demands it.

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mharmless 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup. The holy rollers were right, that slope was covered in Astro glide.

I'm fleeing the west coast after this most recent round of pro-kidnapping-to-mutilate-your-child laws out here. Heading for the Appalachians. No longer safe to raise a family in a liberal area.

Going to get into local politics and push for any laws that would make a Californian recoil like Dracula before a cross. Like mandatory prayer in school or something. High time the right started doing blatantly unconstitutional shit and making the left fight it for a decade to get the obvious ruling.

Edit: Maybe make every male without a criminal record a member of the state militia and pass out state funded fully automatic weapons. Suck it ATF.

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mharmless 6 points ago +6 / -0

State violence is permissible, so I like this version which is rule 2 compatible. It took dozens of instances before that account was finally permabanned from twitter.

Based on this [content], I believe a warrant should be issued to inspect your electronics, that charges should be filed based on findings therein, that you should receive a fair trial in front of a jury of parents, and after your conviction should be lawfully hung by the neck until dead.

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mharmless 2 points ago +2 / -0

But it says right there he created Them. I don't believe in your backwards hick religion, but it is clear that your imaginary god agrees with me. Now say my pronouns, bigot.

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mharmless 13 points ago +13 / -0

No, I just want gays back in the closet. 'Illegal' like speeding. Keep it hush hush, because celebrating this shit has led directly to mutilating children. In under a decade. Somehow.

Pedos get the woodchipper. As do judges who are lenient to pedos, anybody who unironically uses the phrase 'minor attracted persons', and anybody who has used this phrase in a published paper.

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mharmless 5 points ago +5 / -0

And the sad thing is that we're only a few thousand lynchings away from completely resolving this problem.

Our ancestors acted the way they did because it works.

by folx
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mharmless 11 points ago +11 / -0

It is not enough to not participate in pride, you must be anti-pride.

If you are not explicitly anti-pride, you are in fact a prideist.

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mharmless 21 points ago +21 / -0

Japan might be an American colony but looking at that face just reminds me that we're a colony of Israel.

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mharmless 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's funny, because I read this and my first thought was that it probably would resemble your post when you snap.

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mharmless 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good thing he wasn't born in a barn or he'd have been a cow.

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mharmless 5 points ago +5 / -0

Times like this I think I'm basically done with gaming

I've been finding more and more enjoyment from random indie titles. And I mean real indies, not the ones who get games urinalist coverage. City State 2 and Deity Empires have been taking most of my time lately.

Itch.io is definitely a pro-leftist platform, but it does host a whole hell of a lot of random games and it is fun to flip through the massive catalog and just try some stuff you would never see otherwise. Had fun with Night of the Consumers and Deathflush last Halloween, and found Slipways on there for a few examples.

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