Cheers man, I'll check those out.

There are still some games out there that are enjoyable to play; I think I just get a bit disheartened when I see games get 8 or 9/10 review scores and I play them and wonder if it's me that's missing something or if the industry's just fucked.

That's true enough; I guess I just have a certain level of skill and/or training in mind when I think of someone labelled a 'professional'.

I suppose there is a certain level of skill involved in making sure the camera is pointed to and focussed directly on your ringpiece, so in that light I must concede OnlyThots are indeed pros.

In Scotland they make a big song and dance about 'freedom' and 'independence' then in the same sentence wax lyrical about rejoining the EU.

It would be hilarious were it not so pathetic.

I love when people downvote factual statements on here; reminds me of my time on Reddit.

Australia is most certainly a commie shithole. I came here from Scotland, and I'm starting to think it's following me around.

OnlyFans

Professionals

Pick one.

Ah yes, the archetypal Sony exclusive.

From Microsoft? I'm sure we'll see a GamePass price increase as well as news about other developers/publishers they plan to swallow in order to have us all locked to their platform.

Sony? I can't think of a damned thing. Maybe some PSVR2 games that'll actually make the headset worthwhile. Or a price cut. Or both.

Nintendo? I want to know where the fuck Metroid Prime 4 is.

Times like this I think I'm basically done with gaming, and it's 50% thanks to companies putting out absolute shit. 25% is on games 'media' praising said shit. Remaining 25% on the gaming community for rewarding companies by preordering the shit and buying the season pass.

Amogus spotted.

This is the only real purpose behind documents of this type. I waded through shitloads of mandatory 'training' like this when I was working replenishment in a supermarket.

"You signed off the 'lift with your knees' training session, so your spinal compression from years of lifting half your bodyweight around the store daily is just your own problem."

At this stage most Sony games are already TV shows with occasional gameplay and quicktimer events.

I memba when games used to have cut-scenes, rather than the cut-scenes having bits of game.

TIL: HRT changes the fabric of reality. Suddenly men become women, dogs become cats, chickens become velociraptors.

"Those violent confrontations followed the April 13 shooting of Dindu Yarl"

Very nice, media. I guess that 6-year old child had it coming, then.

I think somewhere along the line Kotaku forgot it's merely a blog. Nothing more, nothing less.

I was prescribed them years ago, took one pill and never ever again; I felt like dogshit afterwards. For me, exercise, sunlight, better diet and cutting out negative influences worked way better as a cure for depression.

My favourite of the listed potential side-effects was, hilariously, 'suicidal thoughts'. Just what you need in an anti-depressant.

They did the same to the BBC, who put out a 'deboonking' article shortly thereafter.

"We're not state-funded media, ackshually, we're funded by the TV license fee which is totally not another name for a tax that the British taxpayer is forced to pay."

Japanese audio track is the way to play.

I figured there had to be a reason it was so detailed. I just played through the game for the first time and never have I seen such a detailed back end on a female character. Well, not since P.N.03 on the Cube.

Is it possible a substantial proportion of that was spent developing the game engine itself? I remember reading this started out as a tech demo or something.

Surely even Squeenix would shitcan a game running into this level of budget overrun; especially on a new IP.

So that's how it's done? I often wondered how it's possible that they somehow don't even accidentally design a pretty female character. Now it makes sense.

Doing the Lord's work. Thank you.

His doctor?

'Natural causes' to me means death from your body simply shutting down due to old age.

At this point, 9 times out of 10 the safe bet is le jab.

And the BBC wants us to believe it was 'natural causes'.

Makes Grug think.

The Wachowski brothers also wanted Will Smith to play Neo.

There's also a childish lack of punctuation. Though it would appear this insufferable faggot has bigger issues to deal with.

Using rope, presumably.

Ah, I see you have also encountered my very reliable sources.