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bloodguard 11 points ago +13 / -2

Wait until she figures out that Hamas is using all the "humanitarian" funds we sent them to blow up the Israelis. Congress is essentially funding both sides of this idiocy.

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bloodguard 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's been "teasing" this game for over a decade. I imagine it's hard to stay motivated when you've got a billion dollars in the bank.

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bloodguard 8 points ago +8 / -0

I imagine they "used" some manner of name brand sneakers too. Are they suing Nike? I think one of them wore glasses. Sue the optometrist and frame makers?

We really need "loser pays all costs" for frivolous lawsuits like this.

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bloodguard 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm guessing there are quite a few pictures of this poor cuck in a gimp suit floating around.

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bloodguard 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Libertarian party is just as infiltrated, compromised and subverted as the Republicans.

We need a real opposition party.

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bloodguard 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'd put "beheaded a Satan statue" at the top of my resume and on my business cards. That just sounds way more badass that it was.

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bloodguard 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jesus. What a bunch of depraved hacks. Stop looting corpses and write something new.

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bloodguard 3 points ago +3 / -0

We really need rigorous quarterly (or at least yearly) mental and physical health evaluations for all branches of government.

Executive (including cabinet level appointees), Legislate and Judicial. All of them.

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bloodguard 47 points ago +47 / -0

They need to bring "shunning" back with a vengeance.

  • Bad tooth? Dentist: Fuck off.
  • Burst pipes or water heater? Toilet running backwards? Plumber: Fuck off.
  • Roof falling apart and need replacement? Roofing contractor: Fuck off.
  • Car problems? Tow truck driver: Nope. Mechanic: Piss off.

etc.

Make being a tool of a corrupt government bloody inconvenient.

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bloodguard 5 points ago +5 / -0

We really need to recognize we're dealing with profound mental illness with a huge dose of obsessive compulsion disorder.

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bloodguard 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they ever pull off their illegal loan forgiveness congress should take the billions out of these plush money laundering accounts they call "endowments".

Then remove their tax exempt status.

But we all know the GOP are a litter of yippy little purse dogs that roll onto their back and piss themselves at the least resistance.

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bloodguard 13 points ago +13 / -0

Babylonbee chief cuck chiming in just makes it extra hilarious.

"I'm helping!!"

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bloodguard 10 points ago +10 / -0

So would northern California (north of Sacramento). They've been wanting to bolt for ages and form the State of Jefferson.

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bloodguard 9 points ago +9 / -0

They need to bring "shunning" back with a vengeance.

  • Bad tooth? Dentist: Fuck off.
  • Burst pipes or water heater? Plumber: Fuck off.

etc.

Make being a tool of a corrupt government bloody inconvenient.

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bloodguard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cucked simp. Never apologize to the woke mob. That's like slicing your own Achilles tendon when you're being chased by hyenas.

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bloodguard 13 points ago +15 / -2

They keep voting for the people that are doing this to them, though.

They literally have infinite money via taxing you and all the time in the world to grind you down. In their mind it's all about creeping incrementalism.

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bloodguard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Take pity on the poor cuckold.

I think having to sit in the corner and watch another dude bang his wife has broke his mind.

And we might get him back after she inevitably divorce rapes him if he doesn't eat a bullet.

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bloodguard 15 points ago +16 / -1

If you have a Netflix subscription you're officially part of the problem.

Stop being part of the problem.

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bloodguard 12 points ago +12 / -0

OK.

Hand her a rifle, strap a parachute on her and drop her over Moscow.

Good luck, Ramba!

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bloodguard 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've been suggesting it for a while now. There's no way the people working Biden like a meat puppet will allow it but it'll be amusing to watch them try to spin it.

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bloodguard 6 points ago +6 / -0

And just like that... I don't care if China launches an invasion.

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bloodguard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Given that the Irish and Scottish people are starting to reach their limit and are burning down "migrant" centers I don't think that's going to be the help that they think it is.

It's going to be fun to watch, though.

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