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StupidPrizeWinner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did the balls touch?

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StupidPrizeWinner 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think it is more of a transferable power situation. The people with actual power grant some of it to useful idiots, teach the idiots that they are better than those who would oppose their will and then let them run wild. When the idiots are no longer useful or become too great a liability, the access to power is cut off, they are removed and the next batch is brought in.

This can backfire (the rise of a specific "Bohemian Corporal" comes to mind), but that requires at least some sort of charisma and strength of will which these bozos lack.

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StupidPrizeWinner 40 points ago +40 / -0

I used to joke the Madonna and Cher were undead, their continued existence powered by the blood of sacrificed children. It is not as funny anymore.

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StupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

It has been many years, but I had a conversation with a gay acquaintance about this very topic, specifically why he no longer had many female friends. He described his function in his fromer female friend group as "a pet, an accessory, a gal pal with a dick, a shoulder to cry on, an emotional dumping ground."

He was treated well as long as he performed the above roles, and for a while he loved the attention, but eventually he was tired of being the "queer condiment on their meal of life" so he moved on. So did they, by finding another "chicken headed twink" to fill the vacant role.

Granted, this was over a decade ago, so the current social arrangement may have changed, but I doubt it. Also, the gay man in question eventually had an explosive falling out with the social group where I met him, so take his story with a bit of salt.

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StupidPrizeWinner 27 points ago +27 / -0

The phrase "future brides of the state" comes to mind as I read this. Once they reach maturity, they are already married to the ideology, faithful to the party, and mothers to the next batch of indoctrinated children.

Alfredic, how do you manage being constantly marinated in this malarkey?

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StupidPrizeWinner 12 points ago +12 / -0

Considering the demographics, it is just black on black violence, so they are less concerned than they would be if it was white or police on black violence.

Also, if an essential department loses an essential accreditation and thus becomes useless, forcing you to outsource important work while footing the bill, maybe, just maybe, more effort should be put in to getting that essential department running again. "...year three of DFS being shut dow without any clear plan of coming back online" is a dog ate my homework level of excuse. Lazy U.S. Attorney! Lazy!

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StupidPrizeWinner 12 points ago +12 / -0

A picture you can almost smell.

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StupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

The true self that includes a mass shooting, helping mommy prove that guns are bad/scary, and thus should be taken away from the common folk?

Munchausen by proxy exists, and what better way to show your devotion to the cause by sacrificing your own child. A horrifying theory, and I hope that I am wrong.

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StupidPrizeWinner 4 points ago +4 / -0

How is this meant to sell clothes?

Clothes?

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StupidPrizeWinner 2 points ago +2 / -0

In my attempt to satirize the liberal world view by creating an advert for "penis women", I may not have been ridiculous enough, though we do live in an age where parody can barely keep up with reality.

I apologize for causing a misunderstanding, and I do agree with your point.

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StupidPrizeWinner 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Sausage parties: now including women"

"Why raise children to love you when they can be raised to love the state... by the state? Enroll them in a government run creche today"

"When everyone is queer, no one will be"

"It's not blackface when you're transracial"

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StupidPrizeWinner 14 points ago +14 / -0

Though out dated, wanting biological children is still a driving force in deciding whether or not to continue a relationship, so penis women may be at a disadvantage.

If no children is your preference, penis women are a viable alternative to non-penis women.

Consult with your doctor to see if penis women are right for you.

Side effects of penis women relationships may include but are not limited to: sudden death for you or your penis woman partner, increased medical spending, anxiety, an increase in already present anxiety, awkward conversations with rational people, loss of sanity, possible childlessness, social stigma, thoughts of suicide, an increase in already present thoughts of suicide, increased social media consumption, depression, increased drug and alcohol consumption, strange odors.

This ad was not brought to you by ChatGPT.

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StupidPrizeWinner 4 points ago +4 / -0

I do not think Allen F. Morgenstern, an industrial engineer and apparent originator of that phrase, meant "play at being a prostitute by selling digital access to your body" but the 1930s were a heady time, so who can say?

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StupidPrizeWinner 11 points ago +11 / -0

The reality of that pains me. Years of hard work and training, unending practice, months if not years of compiled time... to become an e thot. She has shown that it is certainly more profitable if nothing else.

And imagine all the young girls inspired by her story and success! Our society will never be out of digital whores if this keeps up.

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StupidPrizeWinner 4 points ago +4 / -0

How the mighty have fallen. Yahoo used to be an interner superstar, at least in North America. Were they hollowed out or did they shrink to such a state? Either way, keeping your once great site alive through grievance articles to generate hate clicks is pathetic.

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StupidPrizeWinner 15 points ago +15 / -0

A Yahoo story complaining of racism? On my internet? It's more likely than you think.

The meme I alluded to features a black woman in the original advertisement. Is this digital blackface?

Also, is this a white liberal woman/male feminist problem? My work peer group uses mostly animals or cartoons, my friend group is more of a mixed bag, and my parents send me Facebook memes, but I cannot recall the last time I saw any of the memes mentioned in the article from any of those groups. I am almost compelled to seek out a "cat mom/wine enthusiast" social group to test out my hypothesis.

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StupidPrizeWinner 6 points ago +6 / -0

Speech is made of words, and words are violence! Pictures are worth a thousand words, maybe more depending on how the picture identifies, so this is at least 1000 times violence! How dare they slaughter our sacred queers with comedy!

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StupidPrizeWinner 5 points ago +5 / -0

A martyr in their own mind/chosen one who will bring everyone together/a crusader fighting the good fight for the right side of history, regardless of actual outcome.

Or if that location is the only place where you can find something you need. Or ignorance/laziness. Or bad luck.

The first, though delusional, is the most likely for those on the left. Everyone else is a mixed bag.

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StupidPrizeWinner 17 points ago +17 / -0

I was waiting for Albert Einstein to show up and hand out $20 bills, but it sadly did not happen.

That said, even if this story is true, what kind of fool would buy property and store equipment with no security measures right next to the property of a person who obviously hates them in a town which has a reputation for that same hate? It is almost as though she was trying to provoke the exact reaction she received.

Is that victim blaming? Yes. Do I care? A bit, but not enough to change this post. How dare I? Hypothetical friend, you're at the wrong website, in the wrong forum with the wrong attitude. Just like the woman featured in the article, you are playing a stupid game and deserve every stupid prize you win.

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StupidPrizeWinner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Of the many things FAS does to a child, infertility does not seem to be one of them. A real shame in her case.

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StupidPrizeWinner 1 point ago +1 / -0

So if she had children, would they be quarter autistic?

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StupidPrizeWinner 15 points ago +15 / -0

I would wager it is not about Somalia, but about making non-Somalians, specifically whites, feel bad about how a "historically strong, beautiful and vibrant" African state became the mess that it is today through "slavery and colonialism" or something of that sort.

This may be my crushing cynicism coloring my opinion though.

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