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Soup_Navy_Admiral 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't see how we come back from this.

Fear not comrade, the Revolution will usher in utopia and in a few short years we'll be as well off as all the other Communist states!

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 27 points ago +27 / -0

To be fair I hear the 4th season is good

To be fair to that to be fair, I only heard that from the same people who think the new GoT thing is good.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

Okay, just noticed the clapping at the end. What's the context?

In my experience, every scene ever written by someone who lives on the Internet ends with everyone clapping.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like the name of the blandest strip club ever.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, yes, the person I once heard called "More retarded than Hank Johnson talking about Guam." I'll be sure to make note of her wisdom.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

The show is written by (and is aimed at) single late-30s white women.

So, incels?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 8 points ago +8 / -0

You would think after Kristallnacht the German authorities would be at least introspective about such a move.

Oh. please. They'll start up the camps again and all you'll get from the guard outside is "It's different when we do it!"

by folx
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Soup_Navy_Admiral 13 points ago +13 / -0

all eligible marriage candidates will be available

So, in this world no one's allowed to have preferences for their partner?

Good lord, what sort of dystopia is this?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ian McKellen literally having a breakdown on set because of the level of CGI (where most scenes was him alone in a full greenscreen room talking to robots with pictures taped on them).

OK, someone has finally pitched a non-Tolkien LOTR film I'd watch!

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +6 / -0

Normal people both make more normal people and get sexual pleasure by having sex with adults.

Freaks both make more freaks and get sexual pleasure by fucking with kids.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since Amazon Conan the Barbarian's writing would be about the intellectual equal of Grignr the Ecordian.... Not feeling too bad about this.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

... fisting?

FUCKING FISTING?

They just think shoving a hand up there is a thing a lot of people can/should do? Hell's sake, even in porn that's less common than your stepsister getting caught in the washing machine.

Gonna be a LOT of interesting hospitalizations.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

perhaps finally they will finally admit it was a completely false mass panic?

I'm a contractor for a Canadian school that's cancelled classes for "Truth and Reconciliation Day" next week. I'm "invited" to buy a branded orange shirt to wear and attend a smudging ceremony and then sit and listen to an elder in our newly-relabeled meeting room - sorry, "indigenous gathering room" - on the day.

So I think the answer is "no".

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably a mix of respect of respect for the dead queen and people getting annoyed that he used the funeral as an excuse to travel across the Atlantic and get shitfaced on the taxpayer dime.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

While de Armas

Who?

previously said she was baffled by the NC-17 rating for the Netflix film,

Look, unless they Caligula'd it, you shouldn't be baffled.

can anticipate which sequences will “go viral” because of her nudity,

Well, that's an ego. I've never seen anything go viral specifically because of nudity. It's the internet, it's not like nudity is hard to find.

(Well, OK, there was that dude who went nuts, stripped naked, and screamed at traffic or something and TMZ ran with it. But that's not really all about the nudity.)

much like in her 2015 feature “Knock Knock” opposite Keanu Reeves.

Never heard. So her problem is that... coomers leer at her nudes whenever more are released? I know an easy fix to this!

“I know what’s going to go viral, and it’s disgusting,” de Armas explained. “It’s upsetting just to think about it. I can’t control it; you can’t really control what they do and how they take things out of context.”

So disgusting you did it again. So why did you do it? Money? Popularity? Because at that point I'm reminded of the punchline of an old joke: "You already agreed that you're a whore, now we're just negotiating the price."

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really? I find she doesn't look much different if you assume that when she was on Mythbusters professionals were doing her makeup and lighting.

I guess for me it's less a question of the Wall and the fact that I didn't think much of her looks in the first place.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 14 points ago +14 / -0

Was a "not common but not rare" boy's name when I grew up. I knew of two Shannons, both boys.

(Didn't like either of 'em but that's another story.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 15 points ago +15 / -0

A thundering coincidence, I assure you.

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Have you boosted yet?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 1 point ago +1 / -0

But I thought Communism was environmentally friendly! All these wonderful watermelons keep telling me that!

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