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Soup_Navy_Admiral 1 point ago +1 / -0

And they just announced they're closing outside dining, reducing the number of people who can congregate, closing barbers etc. again. Oh, and they're closing the K-6 schools again. On Friday.

The people disobeyed, now they're being punished.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 16 points ago +16 / -0

Has this person been in the news before, or do these people all look like my plumber?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 9 points ago +9 / -0

If they did it'd only improve the quality.

(I thought "woke" was bad but then they had "milkshake duck" as a correct response. No one got it. When a gameshow is trying to force a meme, it's just done.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whatcha gonna do when gamermania runs wild on you?

Get more pasta ready for them, brothers, because they just keep spilling their spaghetti.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 23 points ago +23 / -0

Hide your identity behind a mask and hoodie festooned with Communist symbols and burn down businesses: Nothing to see here.

Post Pepe: WATCHLIST!

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bon Appetit did a similar thing

Aren't Bon Appetit Magazine and Epicurious one and the same? Or at least closely related? When I was teenager(ish) Epicurious had a cooking show I watched and I distinctly remember the host saying "Brought to you by Epicurious and Bon Appetit Magazine." at the end of every show.

EDIT: I got the wording wrong but I got the content right.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welcome to the world of Max Headroom, where the computer says you're guilty so you are.

(See episodes "Academy" and "Security Systems".)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 35 points ago +35 / -0

Hey, if 90% of the dating pool are "below average", this is gonna happen to the "above average".

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait until they put up the screens featuring Dr. Breen telling you how good you have it.

It's safer here.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

Melanin endows blacks with greater mental, physical, and spiritual abilities — something which cannot be measured by Eurocentric standards.

(And they'll sic their lightning wizards on you.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well, the cops taking a knee really endeared them to BLM, I think we should show the Dems that same level of respect for this gesture.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 1 point ago +1 / -0

And from that thumbnail I thought the dude I saw on the Desert Bus charity event had grown his hair out.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 11 points ago +11 / -0

I love me
I think I'm grand
I go to the movies
And hold my own hand

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