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Dungeons And Dragons Introduces New 100-Sided Die For Determining Your Character's Gender (babylonbee.com)
posted 5 years ago by Lurker404 5 years ago by Lurker404 +84 / -0
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– Knife-TotingRat 24 points 5 years ago +24 / -0

I have seen such a thing as a 100-sided die 30 years ago, the thing was more of a joke than anything else - very hard to read. Better off just using two different D10s.

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– Lurker404 [S] 26 points 5 years ago +26 / -0

two

You fucking cis bigot and your binary oppression!

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– davidverner 11 points 5 years ago +11 / -0

I want one of these as a DM so when a player annoys me I will roll it and if it hits a certain number that player's character gets hit with a lightning bolt out of no where.

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– Lurker404 [S] 12 points 5 years ago +12 / -0

Just cut out the middleman and throw the die at the player ...

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– Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

But then you need a bunch of them.

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– deleted 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0
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– Adamrises 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

I just started my first ever DnD campaign like a month ago, but is it not normal to have a 100-sided die for Nat 1 rolls? Because that's what they have been using.

I thought it was a normal thing because it makes sense and they have a book for it.

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– Galean 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

I've never used a d100 die but I've not played in like 5 years, maybe things have change. You had the d10 dices for those right? It was even in the rule book.

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– Adamrises 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

Yeah, I'm a complete beginner so I just thought it was the norm. Its almost a spectacle moment of pulling it out, then dropping the heavy weight. Way more exciting than the 2 d10s we rolled for percentages.

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– Knife-TotingRat 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

It's been 30-35 years since I played, and I played only the original version and AD&D second edition, so, no, not from what I remember. Our DM just had one because he was a collector, and had it for an oddity.

As I said, for percentages, we'd just roll two D10s. I had a lot of those, as I was the Werewolf: the Apocalypse storyteller on Mondays (Storyteller system only uses D10s; it's simple but highly versatile and easier to understand/work with than TSR's. And no, I wasn't impressed about the way certain Tribes got Flanderized by about Revised/3rd ed of that game, and I hated Forsaken by the second page, didn't buy it.)

I haven't a clue what Wizards of the Coast did to AD&D beyond hearing that they simplified things a lot.

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– Adamrises 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Right right, I suppose its just the group I joined had one to embrace the spectacle and meme of the Nat 1 and rolling it made that event much more impactful than two generic D10s.

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– CptLightning 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

Easier way than rolling a d100 is using 2 d10s. Assign one as the tens place and the other as the ones. Some even come marked with an extra 0 on every face so you don't even need two separate colors.

D100 faces are just so small it can be hard to determine what was rolled.

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– Yoshismasher22 14 points 5 years ago +14 / -0

First thought was literally:

“It’s got to be a Bee article or video. I was not disappointed. XD

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– Hullohoomans 11 points 5 years ago +11 / -0

The examples on the picture are fuckin hilarious.

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– deleted 10 points 5 years ago +10 / -0
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– Cheers_cunt 6 points 5 years ago +6 / -0

Hadn't seen that before - that was gold!

Also, that guy looks like he just stepped off the set of Die Hard. :)

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– deleted 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0
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– Knife-TotingRat 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

OK, now go listen to The Polygon Song.

The doctor is deffo Operation Paperclip all the way through ...

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– Galean 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0

That was savage. And most likely there is a leftist there that is offended their gender was not on the list.

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– yoisi 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

What's the twitch deer gonna do he missed deer.

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– Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Sit on the lawn and eat grass?

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– altmehere 7 points 5 years ago +7 / -0

Wouldn’t that make it “rolling a natural female”?

?

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– Galean 7 points 5 years ago +7 / -0

Wizards also confirmed that the sixth edition of Dungeons & Dragons will include a D1000 for selecting your character's pronouns.

They either do that or they are denying the right of * INSERT RANDOM CRAP* to exist.

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– Zenweaponry 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

I want a 10,000 sided die. Just to see how close to a sphere it is.

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– TakenusernameA 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

But 100 sided die already exist, albiet mostly in computers.

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– deleted 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

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