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MegoThor 18 points ago +18 / -0

“Hey, that’s my bike!”

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Yes, but what about abortion?”

-Women Voters Everywhere Always

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

I already voted for Trump. You don’t have to keep selling me.

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MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

“That’s no lady, that’s my wife!”

-Doug “Groucho” Emhoff

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

They really, REALLY didn’t want anyone to shoot video game Camel-La or Tampon Timmy in the face.

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MegoThor 14 points ago +14 / -0

You can only cry “Wolf!” so many times until people stop listening to you.

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MegoThor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Another man-jaw Mary Jane.

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MegoThor 5 points ago +5 / -0

I pray that Trump becomes the tyrant the left says he is.

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MegoThor 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don’t underestimate how much I hate the media.

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MegoThor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Men = Earned

Women = Given

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MegoThor 8 points ago +8 / -0

the sight of these titans is enough to demoralize the other team

That hits hard.

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because there are too many dicks in the way.

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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Video unavailable” is the same thing Camel-La rally-goers saw.

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MegoThor 7 points ago +7 / -0

Disney bought the goose that laid golden eggs, then killed it and raped its corpse.

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