I mean... they both look like brainless generic video game NPCs to me.

Honestly, I was just joking, and I'd like to think most of the others with a sense of humor were as well. It's pretty obvious you were being genuine. We know what a real fed post looks like. It's just with that title it's almost impossible not to gave some fun with it. Don't take it personal.

But real talk, this is not the sort of community that should ever have a meet up. Those are best reserved for hobbyists. This is more a place to vent, and in this day and age, venting gets you in trouble. Thus the need for anonymity.

KingCobraJFS. A lulcow who infamously makes some of the most vile food hacks and """mead""" you will ever see. He also has a really bad lazy eye. So yes, it was a compliment.

Because if they did black dudes, every episode would feel like a re-run.

I'd make fun and accuse OP of being Cobes, but I've seen how he types, and this is clearly done by someone with two front facing eyes.

Another CIA intern sent out to do bitch work I see.

I like when some of them use the angry head vein emotions. Oddly useful discerning the opinion without the translation. Wish it was used more.

Remember, totally not a fetish guys.

Why are there arrows pointing attention to their tats? I feel like I'm missing something. Aside the fact that a beard tat is kinda strange.

Holy shit, the one on the left is freaking me out.

The sheer irony given older software tends to run worse the more modern hardware gets. Are you sure this isn't satire?

After playing Blasphemous, I've come to learn catholics are some of the most metal motherfuckers around. Like, the lore goes hard.

Christ, and I thought House had some pretty retarded episodes....

Dumb dipshit lives a life of luxury and projects his own guilty conscious onto others. Every day is just like the last.

You're being a bit reductive. Some indie developers suck, but that does not condemn the rest.

Won't matter. Even if, God forbid, there is a draft, they have a very simple get out of jail free card. They've used it before and they will continue to use it. I understand that it might APPEAR the scales are finally being balanced, but this doesn't mean shit.

I'll never forget how they did Doom dirty like that.

https://youtu.be/E2hytfsXExM?si=tBpq_oZC7VhBoIiW

So does that mean the inmates are running the prison?

At this point the dude could bomb an orphanage and get away with it and I'd not be surprised. It's quite clear there are zero consequences for the man. Best case scenario is the guy overdoses someday. Also very likely. Only he can stop himself.

The death is so abrupt I can't help but feel suspicion. Like... that's it?

That makes sense to me. Shame, really. A free roam quest about collecting bounties as Samus sounds like a damn cool game. Especially after all the world building they've made over the years. Even if a lot of it is kind of batshit insane.

https://youtube.com/shorts/EPXmiq984D8?si=MvAzFGEPtfHSrHZS

Smooth brains that require protagonists to be like them in order to imerse themselves are the most critical brain dead retards on the planet. I don't need Samus to be a man to feel like a.. uh.. well ehatever the fuck Samus is. Sure as hell isn't a bounty hunter despite what the lore keeps.. never mind.

I don't need to be a twink to enjoy Zelda.

I also don't need to be a fucking animal to enjoy animal protag games. It's called an imagination. Work on that... Christ.

Also fuck me.. 100 heros? So it's safe to say individual character development is basicly completely nonexistant. Rendering his bitch moot from the start.

That's kinda like saying you can hire a hitman to kill somebody for you to get off scot-free. His employees, his bed to shit in.

that... that just raises more questions!