I can be a lazy sonofabitch, sadly. I let something sit for a while, because I'm too autistic (not literally) to do things in a sensible and linear fashion.
Well, what do you know, it turned out good anyway.
I just turned a gallon of store-bought juice into actually fucking delicious 14%+ ABV fruit wine.
Tastes a fair bit like a brandy. And very on-brand for my current piratical mood.
I. MADE. GOOD. BOOZE.
Get on my level, scrubs.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
I'd make fun and accuse OP of being Cobes, but I've seen how he types, and this is clearly done by someone with two front facing eyes.
I literally don't know what that means, and search didn't help me.
Thanks, I think/hope.
Not OP, but pretty sure he's referring to a Kiwifarms lolcow King Cobra who is a bugeyed American who streams, plays guitar, drinks and makes gross culinary fare.
KingCobraJFS. A lulcow who infamously makes some of the most vile food hacks and """mead""" you will ever see. He also has a really bad lazy eye. So yes, it was a compliment.