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LegateLanius 30 points ago +30 / -0

I knew an old Jeet at work once named Suresh when I worked at GoyDonalds. He never quite got the hang of the proper glove procedures. I think he put on gloves to pick up the burgers, and didn't take them off before he pressed the grill button. I tried to teach him, I told the managers to teach him but he didn't learn. It's tough to eat fast food knowing thousands of people like him are cooking the food in the kitchen.

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LegateLanius 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a great Dog, err Bear Pill as c/MGTOW would say.

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LegateLanius 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Our African Brothas are being enslaved, should we do something?" "Nah, We're currently in the 1900s technologically because Vibranium. We have no need to save them."

It was funny watching the movie and seeing T'Challa say "Hey dad, why did we let slavery happen?" And my favorite part was at the end when he was offering Wakandan aid, and the reporter lady said "You're an African country. What do you have to give us?"

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LegateLanius 5 points ago +5 / -0

What African solutions do they have? Why do we always hear about how they don't have water?

Except Wakanda and their Vibranium machines that create water from the dew in the air.

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LegateLanius 10 points ago +10 / -0

Do not redeem the cheat codes!!

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LegateLanius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Use it for testing nukes, like they did after WW2. Put some LGBT people that Trump would supposedly round up to see what nuclear radiation does to people.

Edit: Or just fill the bottom with Thermite. Or park it near Israel to get USS Liberty'ed.

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LegateLanius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ave, True to Caesar.

I'd thought about modifing such a robot to include thermal/infrared night vision, reinforced armor, and making a small army of them. And making a Legion of similar male robots.

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LegateLanius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feminism was invented by Tzeentch, except Slaanesh decided to use it to their advantage and let women start OnlyFans.

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LegateLanius 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had a Sega CD. Only got Sonic CD, Parents wouldn't let me get the Mortal Kombat CD, and they were tough to find the disks to rent.

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LegateLanius 4 points ago +4 / -0

I left a comment saying "Doesn't she do Only Fans?"

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LegateLanius 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember. I also remember some website praising her for "selling herself without getting naked". Well, in the future, Putting out without getting nothing will be a crime punishable by jail. (According to Idiocracy.)

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LegateLanius 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd realized when my family and I saw the 7th Star Wars movie. They hate it, but they still borrow from that age of story telling. For example, Girl Luke Skywalker and Storm Trooper guy go to blow up the Death Star 3. Which the Empire decided to build a 3rd time, but bigger.

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LegateLanius 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's about time. It's been like 15 years since that failed to become popular. I believe Microsoft killed it in like 2012 as well

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LegateLanius 3 points ago +3 / -0

George Floyd died for your Zyns. Refent, and Zyn no more!!

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LegateLanius 3 points ago +3 / -0

"This business is straights only. Go somewhere else for a rental."

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LegateLanius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like most women athletes, I've never heard of her. All I know is she had a McDonald's burger they advertised a couple months ago.

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LegateLanius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Alternative: Austrian Painter comes back from the dead. And he tells the people to "Gas the Rich".

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LegateLanius 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Hey, you misgendered xem!" "Sorry I forgot because that was like 2 years ago."

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LegateLanius 1 point ago +1 / -0

They definitely played us good with that. Instead of doing that today, they were able to make them seem like the boy who cried wolf. Unfortunately, now they can do whatever they want without much pushback.

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LegateLanius 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly, I think most of the people he mentioned belong in "shower rooms". Moustache Man was definitely right about the LGBT.

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