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LauriThorne 2 points ago +2 / -0

we are demanding

No, you're demanding. The rest of your fellow Europeans are happy to suckle at our teat while your military equipment rots in storage. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to leave your stinking continent alone, but your governments don't want to lose all that free money and protection.

If there's one thing European governments are good at is taking our handouts while whining about how mean and dumb we are.

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LauriThorne 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone makes fun of Microsoft still having their controllers run on AA's, but all my original Xbox 360 controllers work fine, the original PS3 controllers, not so much.

by Lethn
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LauriThorne 1 point ago +1 / -0

Technically they're still wired, if you don't mind the fact that it's not permanent.

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LauriThorne 7 points ago +7 / -0

I tried the beta or whatever and it was dogshit, there was something dreadfully wrong with the balance, latency, or both as you'd either get merc'd in about a tenth of a second by other players, or be basically invincible depending on seemingly nothing. Also, the idea that we're fighting to raid billionaires' vaults for fucking SEGA collectibles isn't quirky, it's retarded in the context of the commie tripe they tried cramming down our throats. If the billionaires looted earth or whatever nonsense they tried to push the last thing the poor downtrodden pirates would be stealing are fucking Vinyl Pops and old video games.

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LauriThorne 3 points ago +3 / -0

The way to avoid that would have been for Chase to realize that they don't operate in a high trust society like my local bank does.

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LauriThorne 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's a feature my bank offers account holders. It's in the terms of service that you're responsible for any overdraft.

The only stupid thing was writing bad checks.

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LauriThorne 13 points ago +13 / -0

They planted sleeper cells amongst us, I fear we may never find them all

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LauriThorne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Far too many female teachers view boys as defective girls.

Fewer male teachers seem to, but nowadays it's still the majority.

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LauriThorne 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, because they're twisting it. He didn't admit to raping someone and then they celebrated the rape. The dude said "we didn't rape anyone" and they're cheering for him. It took a lot of digging because this fucking tweet didn't include the link to where they found it just read this hatchet job

Remember everyone, the Duke rape case was super real, for cereal. Journos always lie, unless they say something that agrees with you.

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LauriThorne 5 points ago +5 / -0

Orcs and Goblins may refer to the same thing, maybe I'm not deep enough in the lore but my understanding is that they breed through the vats. Could only apply to the Uruks though

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LauriThorne 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tolkien orcs don't even "breed" they're manufactured in vats, they're basically organic battle droids.

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LauriThorne 8 points ago +8 / -0

There are adult Nikkes and child Nikkes in the game. You can bond with the adult ones like two adults would, and the children would like a fun uncle would. Anyone saying otherwise is weird, or hasn't played the game.

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LauriThorne 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poor hipster store? IKEA pulled a crocs. Their shit is expensive now.

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LauriThorne 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gotta spend the budget, plus having redundancies for your redundancies makes sense.

Too bad it's mostly about kickbacks and pork

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LauriThorne 3 points ago +3 / -0

The "I did something normal people from a place I don't live do all the time challenge" videos are among the worst forms of content out there.

That's all it is, content. It's not creative nor interesting.

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LauriThorne 5 points ago +5 / -0

Certified Woman Moment: Guranteed Played Out and Overdone or Your Money Back

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LauriThorne 2 points ago +2 / -0

They tried turning this game into a game where you were fighting aliens with Extraction.

Stupid? Oh yeah, but at least they tried something creative.

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LauriThorne 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy is a race grifter who helps his daughter run a sex toy peddling site.

He'd have stuck around in Sodom.

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LauriThorne 21 points ago +21 / -0

I know plenty of right leaning people around me who don't like how Trump is so "mean" or something equally vapid that like RFK. They know nearly nothing about his actual policies or stances, but he's "nice"

Yes, they're mostly women.

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LauriThorne 19 points ago +19 / -0

If the idea is that she fights with robots, why the hell would she be in the field? Also, if we're jumping the shark with fucking robots, why not just give her exo-skeleton legs or some shit and have her gimmick be that she can jump high and not have to rapel down surfaces?

Like, you can be creative and still have muh representation in a way that at least makes some sense in the world this game supposedly inhabits.

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