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Knife-TotingRat 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can sell the humans at merchants, just like you can the Pals. So now I know how I'll be making money (if I can get past the "can't throw balls you know you have" glitch, that is)

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Knife-TotingRat 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think both Game Freak and Nintendo are very hidebound in their thinking; Nintendo seems to insist on making underpowered shit that sees games get stripped down for it (NMS for instance), and archaic systems (only one save file for Pokemon, really?) and Game Freak has only ever developed for Nintendo, and they also use archaic game mechanics (or were up to 6th or 7th gen, anyway.)

And Pokemon has kind of restricted itself to showing us its world ONLY from the eyes of a Don King sort of fighting team manager. But we see glimpses of the day to day partnerships (Fire pokemon working with cooks, and just plain old household helpers and friends) ...

And the fact that they won't cross-platform Pokemon but not everyone wants to buy a Switch just for Pokemon.

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Knife-TotingRat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Most games get repetitive. And games that throw every system imaginable at you can just be frustrating (I hate platforming, for instance. More specifically, I hate it being thrown at me in an otherwise chill non-platforming game.)

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Knife-TotingRat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pentex - Power gained by not only owning all kinds if industries and land, but also via deliberate spiritual corruption of the populace through all these holdings.

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Knife-TotingRat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Head's all wrong anyway. Everyone knows Satan has a human head with a bull's horns. 😾

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Knife-TotingRat 4 points ago +4 / -0

The same goes for Canada, traditionally, even beyond the Anglo-Franco divide; each region has its own stereotype.

This pretty much sums things up.

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Knife-TotingRat 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah, it's like those entries you can find regarding the development of the Robobrains when you raid the Robco building in the robots questline in Fallout 4.

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Knife-TotingRat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, yeah, the upshot was that he couldn't resist squeezing the stuff himself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L50tuag6iRs

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Knife-TotingRat 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's actually a lot less obnoxious than the long-running campaign that it replaced.

They used to have an old shopkeeper named Mr Whipple who would get very upset over women who squeezed the Charmin. Like that's all we fucking live for, is squeezing toilet paper to see if it's soft enough the same way you'd knock on a melon to see if it's ripe. "Please don't squeeze the Charmin" was their motto, and also the warcry of annoying children everywhere.

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Knife-TotingRat 57 points ago +57 / -0

That's literally as far from porn as Japanese cartoons featuring girls have ever gotten, ffs. 😆

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Knife-TotingRat 17 points ago +17 / -0

Well, duh. It's not a war, it's pest control.

They're just too chickenshit to say so outright.

by Lethn
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Knife-TotingRat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes, that sounds about right.

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Knife-TotingRat 17 points ago +17 / -0

He's mad because the bear from the original commercial went from being an unga-bunga savage shitting in the woods, to a happily married suburbanite.

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Knife-TotingRat 42 points ago +42 / -0

Then deport the entire fucking colony.

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Knife-TotingRat 21 points ago +22 / -1

By choice, I don't have a circle. Well, I do, but it's my husband, a dog and a cat.

That's how much of a goddamn black sheep I am.

But I like cooking, and I like walking, which makes me fit in to my little circle. Cleaning, not so much, but that's why I'm with a janitor. 😉

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Knife-TotingRat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wanna throw liquid dogshit on it now.

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Knife-TotingRat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Conflation of biological "man" with "masculine".

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Knife-TotingRat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha! Get fucked, you fucking Scooby-wrecking paki piece of shit.

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Knife-TotingRat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rehab dogs, give this lot the death needles instead.

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Knife-TotingRat 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's why their idea of "diversity" is truly only skin-deep.

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Knife-TotingRat 15 points ago +15 / -0

I never thought of purse puppies as some sort of anti-theft system. Hmm. fantasizes about taming a rattlesnake for a purse pet

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