25 Eyepatch McCain blasts United Airlines for mistreating his wife and mother-in-law (twitter.com) posted 301 days ago by AntonioOfVenice 301 days ago by AntonioOfVenice +26 / -1 25 comments share 25 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I never thought of purse puppies as some sort of anti-theft system. Hmm. fantasizes about taming a rattlesnake for a purse pet
"You said that was your rattlesnake skin bag!"
"No, I said it was my rattlesnake's kin bag! Made out of its clutchmates so it feels surrounded by something familiar!"
You don't even need a rattle-snake. Most people react badly to all reptiles.
Put a gecko or bearded dragon in there and people will absolutely flip out. Or, alternatively, use a handful of corn snakes.