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Impishdesire 17 points ago +21 / -4

Everyone knows you are a Jew, but it’s be helpful if your people self identified. Of course that would make everyone a noticed though.

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Impishdesire 0 points ago +1 / -1

You’re a gay person.

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Impishdesire 25 points ago +25 / -0

There is no issue, it’s 2024 and this is a beautiful woman.

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Impishdesire 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if I can start pushing the paper and ink is bad for the environment and thus needs to be banned.

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Impishdesire 3 points ago +4 / -1

It’s me, I’m John Doyle. Go ahead and ask me a question only the real John Doyle would know.

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Impishdesire 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not for me. I was a samurai in a past life, an Irish one to be precise. When my good dear friend Miyamoto Musashi first met me, he had his servants douse me with water because he thought my hair was on fire.

Anyway, after mastering Japanese and reaching the high social class of samurai(well actually I was just the emperors body guard) I took the job very seriously. I killed 2 people for not bowing, even though they had a daughter.

I was young then and couldn't bring myself to kill her too. I felt so bad that I decided to take her with me. I raised her like she was my own blood to soothe my guilty conscience. Even now she thinks of me as her brother. From the outside, we might have seemed like a happy brother and sister. But every time I looked at her, I saw her parents' eyes staring back at me

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Impishdesire -1 points ago +2 / -3

Jason born would wreck James Bond. There would be way too many quick cuts for Bond to handle. He wouldn’t even understand what’s happening and then BAM magazine down the throat.

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Impishdesire 47 points ago +47 / -0

Nobody who watched terminator 1 and 2, movies about how important it is to protect John Connor because he will lead the resistance, wanted to see a sequel that kills John Connor and has his mom suddenly bitter that her son would save the world instead of her.

“Hurr durr I hope the sequel is actually about a brown girl that saves humanity instead of this lame white guy that was built up for two movies and has a stable time loop to insure he is born. hurr durr hurr due durr hurr”

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Impishdesire 14 points ago +14 / -0

Perhaps things have gotten so bad that the dumb boomer take is occasionally correct.

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Impishdesire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mmm I’ll vote so hard for you baby

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Impishdesire 4 points ago +10 / -6

Someone argue against this guy or explain what the passage is supposed to mean please.

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