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GamingTheSystem-01 24 points ago +24 / -0

>car window breaker

Holy shit women are so dumb. Pepper spray. Knife. Gun. Those are the things that work.

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GamingTheSystem-01 1 point ago +1 / -0

The tweet thread opens with simple ridicule, implying that we should all dismiss base 10 time as preposterous on its face. This is not the case. That is all.

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GamingTheSystem-01 1 point ago +1 / -0

12 lunar cycles in a typical year

Yep, close enough at least.

and a 24 hour day

Nope. The number of hours in a day has no natural basis. I guess you could argue 12 is a "timey" number due to the lunar cycles, but then why 2x12? Why not 4x12 or 365? And then why 60 minutes and seconds? The Sumerians invented that shit purely for mathematical convenience. And if they can do it, why can't someone else?

ten fingers and ten toes and that's why we use base ten for our numbers

Some cultures count by moving the thumb between the sections of each finger, which is base 12. You only think base 10 is good for counting and 2x12 is good for dividing the day because you were raised that way through some quirk of history far beyond your control. You could easily find yourself living in a world of base 10 timekeeping and base 12 counting had history gone differently (and not really that significantly). Colloquially, I would call this a coin flip.

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GamingTheSystem-01 22 points ago +22 / -0

I didn't even trust pictures of church signs in 2009.

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GamingTheSystem-01 0 points ago +1 / -1

There’s not someone flipping a coin on whether a given timekeeping system catches on

I mean there kind of is. It's just the coin flip happened thousands of years ago. That's why there's a random mix of base 10 and base 12. Ever notice that there's two roman vanity months in the middle of the year and now the Sept- Oct- Nov- and Dec- months have prefixes for 7,8,9,10 but are the 9th,10th,11th, and 12th months? Everything is a clusterfuck of random traditions and royal decrees. What's one more?

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GamingTheSystem-01 -2 points ago +3 / -5

Calendars, time keeping, and counting systems have all changed multiple times over the course of human history. The only reason you can make fun of this attempt is because it failed. If this is even true.

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GamingTheSystem-01 0 points ago +6 / -6

I'm planning a sequel where the left wing falls off as well and they both blame the fuselage for being a "fence sitter"

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GamingTheSystem-01 -7 points ago +2 / -9

It's the literally right wing that's failed

mfw: https://i.imgur.com/23IJc9x.png

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GamingTheSystem-01 16 points ago +16 / -0

>Be doctor

>Sexually aroused by death

>Invent death pod

>Somehow get it approved by government

>Somehow get 5/10 qt314 to agree to die in it

>Megaboner

>this is it.jpg

>Machine doesn't work

>qt changes her mind

>already been edging all day

>cant take it, need the release of death

>crack the pod open and strangle her

Did I fuck up /b/?

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GamingTheSystem-01 13 points ago +13 / -0

Please enjoy this lukewarm political comic I made, freshly rejected by the New Yorker. More here: https://badspot.us/Comics.html

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GamingTheSystem-01 8 points ago +8 / -0

Also while wearing a bright yellow shirt and a rick and morty back pack. He fully executed on his plan of saying "it wasn't me" when the cops grabbed him, so I don't know what went wrong.

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GamingTheSystem-01 13 points ago +13 / -0

Because it wasn't a mass shooting, it was a mass shoot-ng

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GamingTheSystem-01 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao did this research involve finding a real woman and actually talking to her? Breaking new ground.

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GamingTheSystem-01 21 points ago +21 / -0

This article is real. It is from 2016: https://archive.is/rQPNo

You can just replace "Twitter and Youtube" with "X and Twitch" and it'll be a current day.

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GamingTheSystem-01 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like the man said, the years start coming and they don't stop coming

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GamingTheSystem-01 5 points ago +5 / -0

To clarify, these are not mods, just AI image editing.

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GamingTheSystem-01 49 points ago +49 / -0

Specifically, she means the right to kill her children and safety from being held accountable for her own actions.

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GamingTheSystem-01 5 points ago +5 / -0

That one girl is about to dress like a teacher on onlyfans.

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GamingTheSystem-01 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao they also have multiple 2lb tannerite targets hanging out on the table and what appears to 35oz coffee-mate container which I'm going to assume is also full of tannerite. This could have been so much funnier.

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GamingTheSystem-01 5 points ago +5 / -0

The first pic even shows him cross-lane shooting steel targets at like 5 yards. I wonder if he was shooting M855 to top it off.

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GamingTheSystem-01 23 points ago +23 / -0

Getting someone to admit that they've made a life destroying mistake is very difficult. Especially when there's an enabler right there to spin the delusion. Even alone, the effect of post purchase rationalization is strong.

Scenes like this: https://i.imgur.com/EANzfo0.mp4 are spun as "gender euphoria"

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GamingTheSystem-01 1 point ago +3 / -2

The entire Sonic the Hedgehog franchise peaked in Green Hills Zone Act 1 in the first game on the genesis. Top notch theme song and color palette right out of the gate - the perfect game for a kid who can't beat more than a few levels. Multiple entire companies have been coasting on the aesthetic of that first level ever since.

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GamingTheSystem-01 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don't forget that if you defend yourself, you'll be charged with additional crimes. It's the end stage of anarcho tyranny.

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