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Devidose 11 points ago +15 / -4

Major medical journal 'The Lancet'

That will be the same major medical journal that posted Andrew Wakefield's falsified study into the MMR vaccine causing autism.

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Devidose 7 points ago +7 / -0

"He who lives by the sword gets shot by he who doesn't."

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Devidose 8 points ago +8 / -0

Scunthorpe.

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Devidose 9 points ago +9 / -0

the autists are just going to find alternative ways and keywords or terms to fuck with the AI even more

Such as that time company names like Yahoo and Google were used as pejoratives.

Well, more so than normal I mean 🙃

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Devidose 14 points ago +14 / -0

Me playing Stellaris: I will be friendly.

Also me: gotta take out my neighbor because the AI is stupid and trying to open the L Gates already and with the mods I run it will be the space roombas.

by folx
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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

Healing exists in video games for balance reasons.

You mean we can't just chug entire bottles of pills [L4D2] or eat random herbs [RE] or do... something to a ram's head [Rastan] and instantly return to full health?

Games have been lying to me for decades! 😮

Edit: speaking of L4D2, this is where the "Realism" mode would come into play and piss off any normies playing. You die almost immediately when playing Realism because amongst other things friendly fire from a shotgun is quite lethal irl.

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Devidose 6 points ago +6 / -0

2 of the pipes go under the car.

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Devidose 30 points ago +30 / -0

King Triton to have 8 dead wives

Like they say, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

...

I'll get my coat.

by folx
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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

And in the case of Cade it requires tapping deep into the Dark Side.

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Devidose 4 points ago +4 / -0

So glad I stopped playing Blizz games years ago before they really went full retard. BfA was just horrendous I made it to the first main patch then nope'd out when Mecha-Gnomes were revealed. The rest of the expansion sounded equally dumb with the final Old God being revealed, released, and then defeated in the same patch let alone expansion. Supposedly Blizz has pulled a hard retcon on this and is bringing back that boss again because they realised how fucking stupid it was to get rid of such an important lore character so quickly.

Other damage was done though. Shadowlands was mostly filler with a brand new Big Bad who was "responsible for everything" that had happened before, and then killed him in the same expansion. The rogue devs changing various historic features during the woke purge red pilled quite a few normies. All in all it was a great play for keeping ex players like myself away because not only had the house burned down, it had been pissed on, salted, set on fire again, then relabelled as what players should play rather than what they will want to play.

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Devidose 10 points ago +10 / -0

One day you'll understand

No, he won't.

Edit: this aged well. He was banned again after 2 days or so of sperging.

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Devidose 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fact Checkers: False! [it was a turkey sandwich]

Probably.

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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

I miss Bill. And George. And Chris Farley. And Uncle Buck John Candy. And John Belushi.

TFW my favourite comedians all had some kind of substance problem. No wonder three of them were dead by 33 and a fourth [Candy] by 43. Hicks at 32 to pancreatic cancer, Belushi and Farley at 33 to drugs - speedballs both with Belushi receiving a mixture of cocaine and heroine while Farley's was cocaine and morphine.

Carlin was the only one to make it past that and would keep going for almost 3 more decades dying at 71.

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Devidose 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you are shipping that you are a sick fuck.

There are people who ship Geralt and Ciri, the ship [no pun intended] of sick fucks sailed a long time ago.

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Devidose 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jaden

A reminder of how lacking in creativity the Smiths were when naming their two children. Will and Jada had a son named Jaden after his mother and a daughter named Willow after her father.

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Devidose 5 points ago +5 / -0

They try so hard to export that shit over here and it just doesn't work

"Hands up, don't shoot!"

Our police are unarmed normally 😂

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Devidose 8 points ago +8 / -0

When it happens it will unironically be beneficial to those he claims to champion because as with all grifters they don't want the grift to end and will often take antithetical steps to ensure their livelihood remains.

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