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Cyberguy64 19 points ago +19 / -0

That argument would hold water, except they're changing other things from the script willy-nilly to avoid stepping on lefty toes. No fat jokes, no skinny jokes. No Bowser calling Kammy an airhead. No catcalling goombas. (Dupree still gets to hit on Goombella with his heavy French accent though. Weird...) No saying Luigi in a dress is horrifying....

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Cyberguy64 10 points ago +10 / -0

The euphemism treadmill is gonna run out of tread eventually....

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Cyberguy64 8 points ago +8 / -0

If anything, I'm MORE suspicious of plausible deniability these days.

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Cyberguy64 7 points ago +7 / -0

I remember watching my cousin play Telltale's Batman game years ago. He was trying to figure out how to stay allied with Catwoman without banging her. The dialog options weren't doing him any favors, and he ended up picking the wrong thing and cueing a fade to black. It was a hilarious failure then, but now it's just standard operating procedure....

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Cyberguy64 4 points ago +5 / -1

Because evidence points to the Japanese script not being trannified. These translator idiots have a tendency to overstep their bounds and get away with it until it's brought to the Japanese suits' attention. That's all I mean by it.

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Cyberguy64 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's the president from Smiling Friends. Not sure what he's doing here.

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Cyberguy64 23 points ago +25 / -2

It could.just be Treehouse being Treehouse.

I want to know why these weirdos keep getting assigned to these jobs, though. Who's hiring these freaks?

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Cyberguy64 4 points ago +4 / -0

My sister is super into his books. She got me to read them, and I can definitely see the appeal. Shame that things have to turn out like this....

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Cyberguy64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Depends on the title. Some games could make the Genesis sound chip SING. The Sonic games are obvious, but there are other gems as well.

Rocket Knight Adventures has one of the best OSTs of the era. And it tends to synchronize to the action if you're playing well too.

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Cyberguy64 2 points ago +3 / -1

I go by to pick up the Jaks Pacific Mario and Sonic figures for my collection. It tends to look pretty sparse at the best of times, and this crap always ends up in clearance.

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Cyberguy64 20 points ago +20 / -0

Everyone wants the benefits of living healthy without actually having to live healthy.

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Cyberguy64 23 points ago +23 / -0

even if that invades the privacy of the other workers, or, in some cases, conflicts with another employee’s religious convictions.

"Hello, fellow ladies. Don't mind me, just gonna take a wizz with my very feminine penis. You smell really nice today, by the way."

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Cyberguy64 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also, Willie is hilarious. Stereotypes are funny. But they also hit close to home for the oversensitive.

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Cyberguy64 16 points ago +16 / -0

Cosby had to be destroyed. He was a wholesome black man who showed something aspirational to the masses.

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Cyberguy64 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Mr. Frog. Why are you so evil? You have one second to respond."

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Cyberguy64 16 points ago +16 / -0

They're literally a cultural virus. Once your immune system has been compromised, you have no defense to keep their corruption from spreading.

To put it simply, our country ironically has aids.

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Cyberguy64 5 points ago +6 / -1

That was literally Uncle Blob's evil scheme to depopulate planets in 3-2-1 Penguins. And people say cartoon villains are unrealistic....

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Cyberguy64 16 points ago +16 / -0

They HAD mascots. Crash and Spryo and Spike. Sly and Ratchet and Jak. The problem is they didn't treat the franchises like things worth maintaining and let them go to waste, or slip through their fingers. It's sad, really.

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Cyberguy64 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's all magic spells to them. They only think of words by their connotations and not their actual meanings.

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Cyberguy64 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry to be that guy, but anonymous means not having a name. I have a name here, even if it's not my real one. The dilution of language is a pet peeve of mine, especially in this day and age.

I appreciate the sentiment though, and you are absolutely correct about everything else. It's degeneracy all the way down.

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Cyberguy64 18 points ago +18 / -0

It's a sad thing, really. I hope that the comments about him finding Jesus were legit. But in the end, that's between him and God.

Really, I'm surprised we don't hear more about the diseased lifestyles these people are putting themselves through. I know Monkey Pox got memory holed once the dogs started getting it, but surely they can't obscure the consequences of degeneracy forever.

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