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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

This has got to be some mirror universe version of Shang Tsung that was born female.

Leftists look like this and then legally change their names to something like Joan Trustworthy or Bianca Manfriend.

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

What I appreciate is that they're completely clueless and greedy about tacking the LGBT agenda and flag to current thing fad causes they support regardless of the reality that the people they're supporting openly hate their guts. The movement always claims this would totally change if the gays can stamp their flag on a win for that cause.

Queers for Palestine.

“Palestine could be the most homophobic place in the world—which it’s not, it’s literally better than here—but it could be, and does that mean all these people need to be killed?” Yaffa asked. “A third of those are children. The children are the homophobes?”

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pluto Nash was a career killer years later. No matter what you thought about Eddie Murphy by then, that film was a dumpster fire that was riddled with production problems, budget concerns, and regret from everyone involved.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turns out you're correct. They were calling for it to be removed and CDPR had to explain to them in a statement that it was intended for world building and demonstrating that "corporations were using people's bodies against them," whatever that means. After that, they backed off (because, ironically, they took it at face value.)

I'm not sure CDPR actually believed this statement before they had to spin the situation or if they simply had their hands full patching thousands of bugs at the time and didn't have the resources to make the art department whip out a suitable replacement so they just made up some bullshit.

In any case, their first reaction to this bit of INCLUSIVE imagery was to scream like a group of exposed nerves. I wonder if they frighten themselves when they pass by a mirror in the middle of the night.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is funny because they did have posters and ads featuring a trans person and they bitched until it was patched out.

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Constipatriot 31 points ago +31 / -0

I have come to the understanding that these people are twisted and damaged beyond belief but I have never in my life conceived that anyone could successfully slam one out to the crystalline entity from TNG.

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Constipatriot 29 points ago +29 / -0

I like that they're serious and sinister enough to imply that their people were directly involved in a death and are now issuing a thinly veiled ultimatum expecting the man to alter his behavior for their benefit, and yet deeply retarded enough to do so on social media, openly, from a public profile.

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Constipatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh but they're all future scientists and astronauts.

200 years from now: "Warp core is overloading! Execute emergency protocol Mohammad alpha!"

An emergency panel opens revealing three naked prepubescent girls

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Constipatriot 23 points ago +25 / -2

Aww, the monster has finally become brave enough to turn on its creator.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I suspect it will go the other way and embrace the tongue-in-cheek stuff, trying to tap the Fortnite dollars.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are games where you hear this and think, OK great. Maybe it's just me, but this isn't one of those. The constant and tight time crunch, the respawning annoyances (the convicts in the jeep, for one), the awful final boss fight... There's a lot of quality of life to be addressed, if they bother.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

From the clip, it looks like the house is laid out exactly like the Bundy house set from Married with Children.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pete Buttigieg, our secretary of transportation, has been known to ride the Mantrain regularly.

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Constipatriot 26 points ago +26 / -0

At this point it's just an automaton factory. Nothing living contributes anything that can ping on a sensor but it continues doing its thing all the same.

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Constipatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

One tweet with 2 likes means it's back? Wow, that platform is more powerful than I gave it credit for.

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't worry, even when you're making friends with them, they're not making friends with you.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone knows that a Fortnite glider with a lawnmower engine is unstoppable. Of course the multi-billion dollar defense grid was ineffective. The moves you can pull off on a nice drop are fucking sick.

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Orcs could be here," he thought.

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Constipatriot 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is why it sounds like an excuse made up by a little kid who has never played a game before.

It's as believable as Koko the gorilla telling her handlers that it was the cat who tore the sink off the wall, except we're in the version where they sanction the cat.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

V Rising just hit PS5 last week. Not remotely woke though I think I found a black villager once. It's fun and makes me miss the Legacy of Kain series. They did get a Castlevania expansion though and building your own castle is fun.

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Didn't he do the same thing a year or so ago, boasting about enjoying some game with a delicious non-alcoholic beer? Like the pussies drink?

Edit: Found it. He boasted about watching the Oscars, a lefty circle jerk, while drinking "plant-based" beer. Like it would otherwise have meat in it.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +5 / -1

Truly prioritizing the fantasy aspect of the story when you put being black and Asian as being more important or noticeable than Elf.

The irony is that the Elf part is more believable than blacks or Asians contributing anything to actual medieval culture.

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