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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Blake's been shot! There's blood everywhere! Call the police"

Manager: "Clock him out!"

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

District Attorneys hate him! This man figured out how to get black shoplifters prosecuted with this one simple trick!

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I live in the middle of nowhere. It's all farms and fields so there are a lot of big pickups with light bars and a splattering of karens in sedans with high intensity beams. Nobody bothers to turn their high beams off unless they're one phone pole's distance away if you're lucky. They just don't get that others can see and have to endure that shit. Yes there are deer but not in the middle of town and not near most of the housing. They just don't register or care that they're administering involuntary lasik surgery unless you blast them back.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

These people have done to humor what common core did to math.

You can't just process it on the fly, you have to analyze and dissect it to get the proper result conclusion they want you to arrive at.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

...and,...

Seriously? They even write as if you're being condescended to.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was last time around. He thinks the company who would do this is going to keep donating the same way, especially after they've already lost billions to a boycott by the people those donations would benefit?

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is Disney hedging their bet against the series of diversity-poisoned flops they're set to drop. Stitch wasn't quite the hit Little Mermaid was so they're pulling back on the woke so this movie will turn a profit if that one doesn't.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even if one were into mobile gaming, EA's reputation on that platform is in the toilet. They've ruined as many franchises on mobile as they have on console.

Fuck them for what they did to Dungeon Keeper.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just a heads up, this game can be had for the price of a Switch game voucher which is only $50.

The downside: they're only sold in pairs and you need an active online membership to redeem them (for a whole $6)

I grabbed a pair, used them on Advance Wars Re-Boot Camp (out in one week) and Tears of the Kingdom and saved $30. Both look great so day one on them doesn't seem like such a risk.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

So we've hit the point where actual speech is sounding like some scene out of a random bad sci-fi movie where some lost civilization speaks in bits of badly associated English.

"Him gon see de chief-presdent, say no killed him brotha an wan see if'n de murder-killa be telling da true-true. Come moontime we be yeetin him from the god-rock. We all gon gather for the tell and lap the shroom hooch. I gon check me bae."

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nope. Ep1 brought in a record of over 3 million viewers but by episode 3 it had lost a third of that number. Somehow ratings were strong again for the season finale.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everyone knew it would be contrived, woke, and boring but the spin on viewership was the real kicker. It broke HBOs record for number of streaming viewership on opening night and they were all over the internet proclaiming the show an unrivaled success.

Three weeks later it had reported the biggest viewership drop-off in HBO history as everyone walked away from the boring story, the woke politics, and preachy writing. Now they're skipping 2023 production entirely as they focus on trying to figure out how to unfuck the show without actually addressing any of these problems.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hunt: Showdown has been their project since 2019 and is very good but takes a certain type to play it. It's very high stakes type of gameplay with permadeath if your character dies.

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Constipatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

I felt the magical black guy ruined the movie. He added nothing, had very few action scenes where the dog didn't do all the work, and his plot was no different from any other random opponent in the series. Yet he knew everywhere John would be, had him in his crosshairs at least twice, and did that shitty Deadshot thing where he has the client on the phone and demands more money to do the job. He does this twice.

By the end he's achieved nothing and we still have no answers to where his arc was supposed to go.

He was woke filler, nothing more.

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Constipatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

"All words are made up!"

Wrong. It's not an argument, it's not profound, it's just a red flag that you're dealing with a reddit-addicted tardspeaker who thinks he's Pootie Tang.

Most words aren't made up, they're built using syllables that have meanings passed down through generations. It's the foundation of language. Over time these meanings became inherent and immutable.

When idiots make up words you get trendy short-lived terms like "yeet". It's why using these made up words nonstop gets idiots looked down on by anyone with an education. They can't be casually communicated without someone first explaining what this new gibberish word is supposed to mean.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just played through DREDGE which was relaxing and decent. It's a chill fishing game with a Lovecraft-ish story. The fishing is done by a series of mini game skill checks like the generators in Dead by Daylight but much easier. It ate up 2 full days of playtime for me but after the end it's a bit hollow unless you're looking to farm achievements.

Moved on to Divinity: Original Sin series which was on sale. It's got a lot going for it and seems universally liked. Barely scratched the surface though.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Has that even happened? The last gay bar I remember being shot up was Pulse and that was a Muslim shooter. Maybe I missed it.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chun Li is supposed to be some covert operative agent type. It makes sense she'd be a little more conservative with her appearance despite the outfit.

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Constipatriot 19 points ago +19 / -0

Oh yeah use Snoopy, a creation from a man who was a lifelong republican, devout Christian, and patriotic American. Everything leftists despise. I'm sure the cute doggie would totally side with you.

They can't process anything unless it's parasitically attached to some kind of kids media, can they?

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