So we've hit the point where actual speech is sounding like some scene out of a random bad sci-fi movie where some lost civilization speaks in bits of badly associated English.

"Him gon see de chief-presdent, say no killed him brotha an wan see if'n de murder-killa be telling da true-true. Come moontime we be yeetin him from the god-rock. We all gon gather for the tell and lap the shroom hooch. I gon check me bae."