Warhorse making an open world “Middle Earth” game
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No one should trust Warhorse after what they did to KCD2.
'Frodo was always gay, and Gimli was always jewish.'
What did they do?
Mandatory "I love jews" segment in the last act where you must protect your greatest ally from evil white christians who want to kill them for no reason. To facilitate this arc, they introduced an imaginary jew quarter into a city thst, historically, had no such thing at the time.
Mandatory "haha white man dumb and christian-gay" segment from unkillable doctor, lawyer, engineer black guy, who is also a muslim. Gets away with shit talking everything you know and stand for, and the player can't even gainsay him, let alone kill him. IIRC, he also cucks you on one if the romance routes.
"Secret and hidden" gay romance ootion with a returning character who was your bro from the first game, and who was so heterosexual you routinely had to bail him out for the trouble he got into while womanizing. The "secret" to starting this route is to choose empathetic responses in a few key dislogues after pivotal scenes, since men can't be friends and bond-brothers, only butt-buddies.
Gaslighting and lying about everything when the leaks first happened. Antagonizing the audience for daring to complain after the game came out.
I try to be more tolerant then "one drop spoils the stew", but this is a couple of gallons of liquid shit added to a couple if quarts if stew.
No enterable churches, despite taking place in Christian Bohemia. Fully modeled synagogue though, complete with secret underground tunnels.
and no mattresses no doubt.
Bloody mattresses.
What was also "funny" if you played the game by avoiding any romance the older ex single mom which also freed you from prison forces herself on you in a cutscene towards the end of the game before you leave the sieged castle. So that you cant even be faithful to Teresa from the first game if you wanted to.
There's also a second gay one night stand. Also, the ability to get drugged and raped by a woman and then apologizing for it.
Come join us. It's much better here.
Which romance option has you cucked by the black guy? EDIT: I want to know so I can avoid it.
You avoid it by not buying or playing the game.
"If you put a black guy in your next game, make one of your main characters gay, and force the player to literally defend the Jews, then we'll let you make a Lord of the Rings game."
I'm sure it will be good. I'm also sure it will be very diverse.
It's mildly amusing knowing Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 was nominated for the Gayming Award and Vavra tweeted a long-ass pilpul claiming he's totally not woke.
Funny enough, Vavra isn't even making games anymore. Decided to go into movies. That was the big payoff for him.
Company run by a jew btw
So that's the reason for the Embracer purchase.
And also to make the leftist apology for KCD1, where they take a steaming dump on everything Vavra claimed to have wanted.
Why is it that everything that I would have loved 15 years ago now makes me shudder when I read it?
You play as a trans Uruk-Hai in his fight against the riders of Rohan.
The protagonist will probably be that Orc from Rings of Power that only wanted to stay home with his family. I will never give Warhorse another dime after Vavra's behavior lately. The modern audience can have them.
You know what would be funny? A story about an orc who just wants a better life for his family... and then he comes to grips with the reality that 99% of his fellow orcs are pure irredeemable evil.
Uncle Orcus
I'll pass. Even less leash for rug pulling scammers than regular wokeists. If they are lucky, they will make a game good enough for me to pirate.
I would have bought KCD2 even, and I tried and never really got into the gameplay of the first one, but I give a lot of chances to those that reject the bullshit. It wasn't even subtle faggotry they added even. They bent over and took her cock up their ass.
Glad I clicked for the savage replies alone.
"What's a goy doing in Mordor?"
Eww, they want to have less AI and more "localizers" in their translation team? Big red flag.
Yeah any company grandstanding and virtue signaling "No AI!" is outright retarded.
Smart people are using it everywhere it makes sense to cut costs, workloads, and streamline efficiency. As a tool it can help in so many areas, from UV mapping and vertices cleanup on photogrammatic scans, to creating unique voice libraries out of a single sample, to helping with motion matching and animation cleanup.
Any company badmouthing AI as a tool to help cut costs and optimise workflow is a woke retarded company who is looking to blow money where they don't need to.
DON'T make it woke and gay!
Orcfasa scholar is always wrong and is an unkillable npc. And will be shoved into your face 90% of the time
Lol I wouldn't even pirate this. Death to Warhorse
Studio closed down in 3...2...
Gay, nigger, and yiddish Hobbits incoming.
Oh great... The studio that let down, insulted, and betrayed all its fans and customers.