Indian Restaurant Forced to Close Due to Odor Complaints (Can't make this shit up).
(vancouver.citynews.ca)
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All food tastes best when Western food standards are applied to them.
I'm guessing 'authentic' didn't include that in this case.
Authentic Indian spices includes actual honest to God cow shit.
I imagine there's plenty of human (well jeet) shit in there as well.
Have to use enough spices to qualify as a chemical weapon to cover up the bad quality of the ingredients.
I've seen videos of the piss drinkers arguing that it's superior, and that makes them superior to the cow dung lovers. And, in a sad way, that's true. But, they also argued the same vs milk drinkers, so...
How about we ransack the place, do a fast 80% of all the world's archaeologists on hand excavation of the big cities, to get everything of value, from like 4000+ years ago, and nuke it from orbit?
Skip to the last step. I don't think there's anything worth preserving.
Most things are worth preserving as long as they are properly contextualized. The exceptions being those that are an active threat and those which are too costly to maintain. India is a shithole but that itself makes it worthy of documentation. Think of the wealth of knowledge that it could provide to writers of many high concept genres.
As much as I hate them I have to admit that Indians are one of the most fascinating peoples I've heard of, if not for seeing how they live and act I would never have thought it possible for such a group to survive.
There is no context that makes the Poo People worthy of preservation. So long as they continue they are a disgrace to the species.
I said nothing about preserving the people.
"authentic" Indian means cooking with your feet on the ground (and I don't mean that in the "well where else would your feet be" sense).
The feet don't go on the ground. They go on the food.
I'd honestly like to see ethnicity, economic, and regional, backgrounds of different Indians, wrt disgust.
One of my favorite hole in the walls ever made Indian street food, and it was delicious. They had open doors to the kitchen, which always looked hygienic, a single always clean bathroom, 100 health inspection scores every time, and it didn't smell any stronger than a typical Thai or Vietnamese restaurant. The food wasn't spiced to Hell and back, and they instead relied on the pungency of fresh veggies for much of the flavor and aroma. But, it was still Indian AF.
Other places have been in between that and needing a hazmat suit. I make a point to go to the bathroom, on the first visit to any Indian or SEA type place, grocery stores included, and sometimes I've noped right out, from that. Given how much disgust response appears to be genetic, it would be a safe bet that they are from not only different caste origins, but likely very disparate in other ways, too.
I've done that not just ethnic food but western too. Had friends go to a place in a more run down area, looked inside, skin crawled, noped out and just settled with a chocolate bar from a shop nearby.
It's those instincts that means I have to date NEVER had food poisoning.
Good trick re the toilet.
Imagine thinking jeets would ever observe any kind of hygiene standards.
'I just pissed on my own feet, so I know they are clean enough to touch your food.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJptKZHdARc
“MY FOOD was cooked to perfection by pajeet chefs with autism (so you know it’s good).”
None of our "strong and diverse" imports do:
https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/1p1x76o/pholove_in_milpitas_slamming_frozen_beef_ribs_on/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbSCFdwjbqs
I used to live on a major Canadian city on the 8th floor of 11. I used to take the elevator to the garage back and forth and every time it stopped on the 5th floor, it was like New Delhi market, the smell of curry was overwhelming.
It stinks, it's horrible and they only eat that and shit.
You need to use odor-blocking primer, and like with tobacco, even that might not be enough.
Could try that on an entire country too.
Or, sandblast the top half-milimeter from every surface to get rid of the
HarkonnenJeet stench.Like 6 coats of KILLZ might do the trick.
Had to use three for nicotine on an old house of mine. (Plaster walls)
What a crock of shit, they have had issues every report they have ever had.
https://www.healthspace.ca/Clients/FHA/FHA_Website.nsf/Food-FacilityHistory?OpenView&RestrictToCategory=CBA55259A806676D88258AFB005A5A4F
From Sept:
306 - Food premises not maintained in a sanitary condition [s. 17(1)] Observation: Heavy grease build up observed under and behind deep fryer. Corrective Action(s): Please clean area identified. Build up of grease (black/grey) observed where oil drain line is.
From August:
209 - Food not protected from contamination [s. 12(a)] Observation: 1. Plastic inserts observed to be stacked while wet. Stagnant water will contribute to the growth of pathogens on food contact surface. 2. Ice machine observed to have pink build up along white plastic. 3. Single use bowls observed to be used as scoop. Bowl observed to have heavy build up of a white powder. 4. Soda gun nozzle observed to have heavy build up of brown coloured food debris 5. Large knife stored in crack between naan table and wall
Premises not free of pests [s. 26(a)] Observation: 1. Droppings observed in the following areas:
Food premises not maintained in a sanitary condition [s. 17(1)] Observation: Cleaning needed in the following areas:
Rats. And the staff ignore them?
This video is of a Hindu place of worship.
https://youtu.be/2OOs1l8Fajc?t=14
I timestamped it so you don't have to watch the first 14 seconds of fluff
I caught Hanta Virus/Leprosy and several versions of the Black Plague from that video
Greasy fume hoods are a serious fire hazard, too.
“Today, if you call my food as an odour, that’s a disrespect to my community, to my food, to my culture,” said Nathowalia.
Such disrespect is not only warranted, but necessary.
do not redeem the izzat
Good
Japanese and Thai curry is way tastier
Because people make it.
Indians in Canada are truly the no fucks given breed. There was a video on YT of the cops being called on an Indian guy in Tim Hortons. The man was at a table eating and shitting. Not pulled his pants down, shat in a corner, then went back to eating like nothing happened. He was eating and shit was flowing out the back of his pants. Even as he was talking to police, he kept shitting. Outside of being one of the more disturbing uncensored things I've ever seen on YT, I don't think he even realized that, A. He was shitting up a storm. 2. Didn't smell or feel it.
Efficiency: +10
Probably cut corners installing the ventilation system and it’s going directly into the neighbors. Have seen it before.
Canada was invaded by jeets
This thread has been an excellent study.
One jeet has been offended.
I read Surrey and thought it must be in Maybury. Then I read Canada.
Didn't even know Indians did chicken I thought most of them were Hindus and are vegetarians
nah the vegetarianism is widespread but its something like 40-60% follow that.
Hinduism isn't actually all one shitty religion.
It's 1000 shitty religions.
They avoid most meat but Beef is really the big one as a cow is considered Holy I dunno what you mean by thousand religions into one but its the 3rd biggest religion after Judaism
I mean that it's not.
It's 10,000 local cults that worship something different, often with some relation and past history or overlap, but often with as much in common as Mormons have with muslims. Each. It's only fair to say it is the same religion if you really squint. There's more cultural overlap, sure, but to say they all share a faith is, nonsense. They worship different gods, and have different beliefs.
Because of the shared cultural stuff, it's easy just to class it all as one broad thing (which their muslim them british rulers did do), and they want to have respect (and be seen as the world's 3rd biggest religion, and to have people believe that) so they themselves will also now be pushing that narrative, but it's all bullshit (fake, not the stuff they swim in). Being more charitable, it's fairer to say it's a fuzzy set of different religions with overlapping cultural traditions, in the same vein as the feather indians or australian aboriginies, who have some cultural commonalities when seen from outside, but are worshiping something different from one another when you go further than the next tribe over, but more developed, with a couple of more centralised and bigger tribes. It's just 10,000 local religions.
They will never get the smell out.
Fire?
My eyes burn just thinking about being within a quarter mile of that.