Starfleet Academy: The Future Is Female
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The future is fat.
Someone made too many Ben & Jerry's with the Replicator.
Replicators probably have an isolated and dedicated power source just for all the ranch and seasoning.
Take that back! It's generational trauma from too much exposure to white people! 😜
It's so funny.
How does a future with matter replicators and magic medical scanners still have fatties?
That's possibly the reason.
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presses buttonscreams for ice-cream/eats ice-cream
/screams for more ice-cream
/gets
ice-creamdiabetesWhy is there a female Jem'Hadar? The lack of white dudes is very apparent. Why does all of Nu-Trek have the same aesthetic? I can't describe the design but everything since Discovery looks the same.
From what I gathered online, she's a Jem'Hadar-Klingon hybrid somehow. They don't even read their own lore. They just saw the male Jem'Hadar design, and decided, well time to subvert it.
I thought the Jem'Hadar were all test tube male soldiers. Do they have tackle to hump a Klingon?
They are, because they are bred for 2 reasons.
Fight for the Founders.
Die for the Founders.
That's it. Which means breeding the strongest option possible with unquestioning loyalty that won't let emotions get in the way. Which in the case of placental mammals like everything ends up being in Star Trek for reasons means males.
Human males are 30% larger than human females and since all the aliens are just humans in makeup, or CGI, that means alien males are also typically larger than the females.
But the same is true of many reptiles which the Jem'Hadar look to be more similar to.
About the only exceptions to this rule are arthropods because the females are quite literally leg laying machines while the males are little else than genetic material providers. If you want to see just how extreme this can be look up the size differences in golden orb weaver spiders or other arachnids.. The males are a fraction of the female in size.
Do they have tackle at all? And isn't their life span measured single digits?
No. They're clones just like the Vorta and as such don't need sexual organs. The Founders were already shown as not bothering to give the Vorta very good eyesight because they didn't need it. So giving them, or the Jem'Hadar, sex organs would be a few steps beyond redundant at that stage.
Yeah they are fast growing genetic weapons. I'm trying to remember DS9 but I think the oldest was like 5 years old
Oldest was at least 20.
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Ixtana%27Rax
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Honored_Elder
No. Nor sexual desire.
New trek is puerile slop to be ignored
It was shown repeatedly that Jem'Hadar stripped down to their base desires would do little other than fight. That was it. They were literally designed to fight above all else and are generally only kept in line by an intentional metabolic deficiency which the Ketracel White provides.
Jem'Hadar "downtime" was combat training against prisoners. Or other Jem'Hadar. They didn't eat, they didn't sleep, they didn't have sex. These were all literally spelled out in DS9 multiple times and yet this new shitshow yet again decides to shit all over decades of lore because new thing must be unique and shiny and have grrlboss characters with mysterious backgrounds to create drama and still be the bestest person in the room.
The franchise pillaging fatigue is real.
That's hilarious, because I didn't even associate the idea of the Jem'Hadar with that odious looking character.
It's a chunky chick no reasonable person would assume it's a genetic super soldier race
It’s so crazy to think that there’s a decade’s worth of Star Trek product that I haven’t seen and never will. Meanwhile, in 2001 I was at a Star Trek convention in Las Vegas and getting drunk at Quark’s bar because the big screens there were showing a preview of the upcoming Star Trek Enterprise show that couldn’t be seen elsewhere. But then the first two reboot movies happened and they were so stupid I just walked away.
I had a blast at Quark’s bar. My (not yet) wife and I got a Warp Core Breach. My interest in Star Trek today is dead, dead, dead.
Star Trek: Beyond Recovery
Looks unwatchably corporate HR. Like, each second is agonizing groupthink unleashed.
Another show I won’t waste my time on. Books from 1500s are more interesting.
It’s going to be a high school drama draped in the flesh suite of STD. It will be painful to watch, have a lot of lies between “friends”, and there will be a prom episode.
Star Trek: The Lesbian Live Action High School Netflix Anime
Starfleet: DEI Slop
What species of alien is that in the thumbnail?
Gibsmedatian.
Keep that reference out of your talentless fucking mouths.
It's a no for me