Whatever your stance is on climate change (it’s real, let’s move on)
They don't even dare call it anthropogenic climate change anymore. Imagine thinking you're making some grand proclamation for noticing the weather changes sometimes.
Oh my gosh, weather is real!? Well now that you've proven such prowess in the sciences I can't possibly argue with your theory that if we don't eat crickets the sun god will strike us down.
We should rename Earth Day to "Take One For The Team Day". If shitlibs are so concerned that humans are going to cause the total death of all life on Earth, we should convince them to all mass-suicide, and the huge population drop would in fact result in the reduction in CO2 output that they insist is required to save the Earth.
Why can I never remember the name of that website that counts down to and archives all of the failed doomsday predictions the Climate Clergy keep prophesying?
Its always pathetic how they could easily have everything they want and have most people believing them, if they just toned it done from 12 to like 4. Its not really a hard sell to convince people that certain things are probably not making the air super healthy or stable.
Instead they had to make it the most intense thing that will kill us tomorrow, and when that failed they gradually lost anyone giving a shit.
Environmentalism is strongest amongst women, and women have a genetic compulsion to insist that every single issue be magnified a trillion-fold and framed through a lens of shrieking hysterics in order to be taken seriously.
They don't know that men have a genetic capability to just ignore them because we're used to them pulling histrionics about everything.
A woman will ask you to order a burger without pickles. Even if you ordered it correctly and they just put pickles on it anyway, you'll hear eight days of bitching, probably about how 'you did it on purpose' and 'you never listen'. Two months later you'll get a fucked-up order and she'll tell you it was intentional because 'remember that time you ordered it with pickles?' and ten years later you'll have an argument and the fucking pickles get brought up again.
Yeah I'm fully inoculated against your bullshit, so when you say we will all die because of the weather, I'm going to assume it's exactly as big a deal as having a single fucking easily-removed pickle on your burger, which you should be eating anyway because pickles are delicious and you belong in a fucking camp if you have a problem with them.
it's not even about toning stuff down. they could turn even staunch skepticists like us into environmentalists by just showing the correct images of the correct chinese cities and indian rivers... but then there's your problem. there's very little envrionmental destruction in the west, but a shitton of it in places they also want to sell as "developing countries" who have a right to fuck up the environment to catch up to privileged Whitey. they have to lie and pretend running your washing machine will kill us all, otherwise not only does this plan to weaken us fall apart but they also risk drawing attention to just how much non-Whites are destroying the planet.
Imagine believing this
Poor phrasing, The Global Warming has evolved.
They don't even dare call it anthropogenic climate change anymore. Imagine thinking you're making some grand proclamation for noticing the weather changes sometimes.
Oh my gosh, weather is real!? Well now that you've proven such prowess in the sciences I can't possibly argue with your theory that if we don't eat crickets the sun god will strike us down.
We should rename Earth Day to "Take One For The Team Day". If shitlibs are so concerned that humans are going to cause the total death of all life on Earth, we should convince them to all mass-suicide, and the huge population drop would in fact result in the reduction in CO2 output that they insist is required to save the Earth.
The Genghis Khan plan in action.
I remember hearing this but don't know if it's true, that the termite and cow population are greater and emit far more CO2 than humans.
Using strontium in anything post 1945 is useless. Their findings are invalid.
Why can I never remember the name of that website that counts down to and archives all of the failed doomsday predictions the Climate Clergy keep prophesying?
Here is one of them: https://wattsupwiththat.com/failed-prediction-timeline/
That site is confusing, maybe terrible.
On the second page it has:
And in the little box to the side:
But the prediction was from the 1970s but that's nowhere unless you look carefully at the link provided.
Extinctionclock... which seems to be offline at the moment. Fuck.
That was it. Thank you, and rats....
Its always pathetic how they could easily have everything they want and have most people believing them, if they just toned it done from 12 to like 4. Its not really a hard sell to convince people that certain things are probably not making the air super healthy or stable.
Instead they had to make it the most intense thing that will kill us tomorrow, and when that failed they gradually lost anyone giving a shit.
Or if they offered up any solutions that weren’t literally just communism.
I remember back in the day when they just asked simply for people to not use so much hair spray because something something ozone layer.
Seemed to work, not many people use that to the same extent anymore. Almost like that is an easy and simple ask.
Environmentalism is strongest amongst women, and women have a genetic compulsion to insist that every single issue be magnified a trillion-fold and framed through a lens of shrieking hysterics in order to be taken seriously.
They don't know that men have a genetic capability to just ignore them because we're used to them pulling histrionics about everything.
A woman will ask you to order a burger without pickles. Even if you ordered it correctly and they just put pickles on it anyway, you'll hear eight days of bitching, probably about how 'you did it on purpose' and 'you never listen'. Two months later you'll get a fucked-up order and she'll tell you it was intentional because 'remember that time you ordered it with pickles?' and ten years later you'll have an argument and the fucking pickles get brought up again.
Yeah I'm fully inoculated against your bullshit, so when you say we will all die because of the weather, I'm going to assume it's exactly as big a deal as having a single fucking easily-removed pickle on your burger, which you should be eating anyway because pickles are delicious and you belong in a fucking camp if you have a problem with them.
it's not even about toning stuff down. they could turn even staunch skepticists like us into environmentalists by just showing the correct images of the correct chinese cities and indian rivers... but then there's your problem. there's very little envrionmental destruction in the west, but a shitton of it in places they also want to sell as "developing countries" who have a right to fuck up the environment to catch up to privileged Whitey. they have to lie and pretend running your washing machine will kill us all, otherwise not only does this plan to weaken us fall apart but they also risk drawing attention to just how much non-Whites are destroying the planet.
I don't know which is worse, the "oops" or the "may". I suppose the former since it's malicious at that point.
There used to be a website that has all the predictions along with the countdown. I don't remember it's address. Any of you guys do?
Extinctionclock.org, but it doesn't seem to be online at the moment. Hope everything's okay, that website was a gem.
Aw damnit. Now how am I going to destroy Egypt? Back to the drawing board...