Environmentalism is strongest amongst women, and women have a genetic compulsion to insist that every single issue be magnified a trillion-fold and framed through a lens of shrieking hysterics in order to be taken seriously.

They don't know that men have a genetic capability to just ignore them because we're used to them pulling histrionics about everything.

A woman will ask you to order a burger without pickles. Even if you ordered it correctly and they just put pickles on it anyway, you'll hear eight days of bitching, probably about how 'you did it on purpose' and 'you never listen'. Two months later you'll get a fucked-up order and she'll tell you it was intentional because 'remember that time you ordered it with pickles?' and ten years later you'll have an argument and the fucking pickles get brought up again.

Yeah I'm fully inoculated against your bullshit, so when you say we will all die because of the weather, I'm going to assume it's exactly as big a deal as having a single fucking easily-removed pickle on your burger, which you should be eating anyway because pickles are delicious and you belong in a fucking camp if you have a problem with them.