Every culture, every religion, they all use different methods. It’s going to take all of them
I'm sure killing random [white] people to use for voodoo rituals will totally be considered an acceptable cost of human life to save whichever poor fucker is possessed.
The exorcism/Exorcist works because of the Catholic ritual and themes... Why even call this the Exorcist then? Ahh, nevermind. Because branding is easier than making something good. Built-in audience and all that. It will suck, because they've already sabotaged their foundation.
So the various African rituals will involve murdering the whitest person in the room to use for voodoo, right? Guess we know what's happening to any redheads cast in this.
Oh yeah.. they kill albinos for their limbs to use in voodoo magic. Africa was pretty fucked. You know that one of the voodoo cures for HIV was sex with a virgin girl??
You know that one of the voodoo cures for HIV was sex with a virgin girl??
As retarded as that idea is, it gets worse when you hear afterwards other men will then have sex with the same girl because "it's close enough" to her having been a virgin, or some other pants on head retarded notion.
A truly Current Year Exorcist movie would depict the demonic possession as a Good Thing. How dare the bigoted christofascists deny the rights of the Two-Spirited?!
Hey we don't know how it ends yet. Maybe they all come together at the end and realize exorcism is wrong. That demon came from a poor, underprivileged principality and was forced out of the underworld because of the ridiculous war between God and Satan. (thanks Catholics 🙄) You can't just kick him out of that girl's body and send him back. He's a refugee.
Then why bother making a sequel?! Plus the exorcist was based on real events involving the exorcism of a boy by Catholic priests!
Let me “reimagine” the story of Noah’s Ark and gave him fighting evil aliens in space on his way to speak to the galactic council about terraforming planets outside the galaxy.
Will it be a comedy? Like how Beni from The Mummy busts out a christian cross, islamic crescent, an asian buddhist talisman. But then the evil guy saw the jewish symbol and see some use for Beni. Lol.
The whole point of the film was the possession of a girl by satan, no? The other religions don't have satan so why would their exorcist rituals be effective.
Edit: I was wrong, pay no attention to me. Boo Hiss.
Could be. I think it's more to do with the fact that Pazuzu wanted the soul of the priest (for various reasons), and the whole thing was a set-up so that he could eventually possess said priest (the younger one. The older one also dies, so I guess that's a double success, from Pazuzu's standpoint)...
There was a sequel to the shining? Hahahahahah fuck no there isn't. Just like Indiana Jones has only 3 movies from before the 2000s, there is only one shining.
https://www.denofgeek.com/movies/the-exorcist-believer-changing-big-part-of-franchise-lore/
Cringe, and this quote from Burstyn's character is just eyeroll worthy
And of course the main characters are black also.
Honestly we need to come up with some game or betting pool entitled “how will they ruin this one”
True but maybe a different variation. But woke bingo could be fun.
Famous last words before a drinking game that will kill you. Fast.
Just don't make it a drinking game, we'd not last an hour
We need a preset roulette bot that spins the woke wheel to predict how each upcoming release is going to be “made for modern audiences”
Still would be fun to play
"I'd like to buy 9 squares"
"It's only a 9 square field, sir"
"That's alright"
Gingerigerification, easy odds
I'm sure killing random [white] people to use for voodoo rituals will totally be considered an acceptable cost of human life to save whichever poor fucker is possessed.
And he will have a red hat. Not one with words on it, or maybe it will, but red enough to be obvious to the room temp IQ normies.
Insert shoe horned concept about Hati and the slave trade (no jews edition) as the justification.
Yeah some East Asian culture dealing with some of their terrifying demons in a Constantine/Exorcism type movie would be dope
Black exorcism has already been done.
The exorcism/Exorcist works because of the Catholic ritual and themes... Why even call this the Exorcist then? Ahh, nevermind. Because branding is easier than making something good. Built-in audience and all that. It will suck, because they've already sabotaged their foundation.
I keep having to remind myself of that because of how they take an IP only to do something totally different
Skinwalkers, goblins covered in foreskin cream pretending to be what they aren't and say "as a white person i think"
Can't wait for when the obligatory gay character gets thrown of a roof for the Islamic ritual
And then the black guy's girlfriend will get stoned to death for sleeping with a man before being married.
The Imam will be extraordinarily tolerant of uncovered and unclipped women being treated as his equal
So the various African rituals will involve murdering the whitest person in the room to use for voodoo, right? Guess we know what's happening to any redheads cast in this.
Oh yeah.. they kill albinos for their limbs to use in voodoo magic. Africa was pretty fucked. You know that one of the voodoo cures for HIV was sex with a virgin girl??
And since they couldn't find any virgin girls left to rape their way out of AIDS, they started raping babies.
It's a mystery how so many sub-Saharian African countries ended-up with 25%+ rate of HIV infections.
As retarded as that idea is, it gets worse when you hear afterwards other men will then have sex with the same girl because "it's close enough" to her having been a virgin, or some other pants on head retarded notion.
And hide your bald people, deep africans use their heads to try to divine gold. And don't get me started on the evil that babies can be tried to cure.
"The power of inclusion accepts you! Demons welcome here."
Remember: "Demon" can be an offensive term. Refer to them as "mortally challenged".
A truly Current Year Exorcist movie would depict the demonic possession as a Good Thing. How dare the bigoted christofascists deny the rights of the Two-Spirited?!
Hey we don't know how it ends yet. Maybe they all come together at the end and realize exorcism is wrong. That demon came from a poor, underprivileged principality and was forced out of the underworld because of the ridiculous war between God and Satan. (thanks Catholics 🙄) You can't just kick him out of that girl's body and send him back. He's a refugee.
They'd be exorcising whiteness. Or maybe they're possessed by a Nazi.
Then why bother making a sequel?! Plus the exorcist was based on real events involving the exorcism of a boy by Catholic priests!
Let me “reimagine” the story of Noah’s Ark and gave him fighting evil aliens in space on his way to speak to the galactic council about terraforming planets outside the galaxy.
THE POWER OF DIVERSITY COMPELS YOU
Will it be a comedy? Like how Beni from The Mummy busts out a christian cross, islamic crescent, an asian buddhist talisman. But then the evil guy saw the jewish symbol and see some use for Beni. Lol.
Oh, ffs. Gonna have an African shaking maraccas in a big mask while wearing a grass skirt and rape-killing an albino? And a human bone in his nose?
The whole point of the film was the possession of a girl by satan, no? The other religions don't have satan so why would their exorcist rituals be effective.
Edit: I was wrong, pay no attention to me. Boo Hiss.
Technically, no...
It's Pazuzu, an ancient Mesopotamian wind demon (hence the beginning of the movie)...
Which is partly why it is not actually affected by holy water (if you watch the movie closely).
It's... Complicated. But it's not Satan she is possessed by, no.
It's never fully explained why the Catholic rituals "work" (or, at least, appear to) on said demon, but yeah...
power of belief in god, maybe?
Could be. I think it's more to do with the fact that Pazuzu wanted the soul of the priest (for various reasons), and the whole thing was a set-up so that he could eventually possess said priest (the younger one. The older one also dies, so I guess that's a double success, from Pazuzu's standpoint)...
That's one interpretation, anyway!
But possibly also what you say there, yeah...
But will still shit on Christianity, specifically.
Evil already did this when they had the episode with the competing catholic priest and Islamic iman.
I'm surprised they're admitting this at this stage of the plan. They really counted on having defeated Catholic groups by now
It's far cry from a story that William Blatty wrote as a sermon that couldn't be ignored.
There was a sequel to the shining? Hahahahahah fuck no there isn't. Just like Indiana Jones has only 3 movies from before the 2000s, there is only one shining.
Like he said: A King novel that probably was written when he wasn't possessed by the white powder devil.