Win / KotakuInAction2
KotakuInAction2
Communities Topics Log In Sign Up
Sign In
Hot
All Posts
Settings
All
Profile
Saved
Upvoted
Hidden
Messages

Your Communities

General
AskWin
Funny
Technology
Animals
Sports
Gaming
DIY
Health
Positive
Privacy
News
Changelogs

More Communities

frenworld
OhTwitter
MillionDollarExtreme
NoNewNormal
Ladies
Conspiracies
GreatAwakening
IP2Always
GameDev
ParallelSociety
Privacy Policy
Terms of Service
Content Policy
DEFAULT COMMUNITIES • All General AskWin Funny Technology Animals Sports Gaming DIY Health Positive Privacy
KotakuInAction2 The Official Gamergate Forum
hot new rising top

Sign In or Create an Account

7
Proposal: the Gamer workout plan/diet
posted 3 years ago by yeldarb1983 3 years ago by yeldarb1983 +7 / -0

Basically a standard diet/exercise plan, but with the twist that the progression is couched in gamer lingo like "leveling up" etc.

I dunno, seems like it could work... =/

23 comments share
23 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Comments (23)
sorted by:
▲ 11 ▼
– BandageBandolier 11 points 3 years ago +11 / -0

Did you mean to post this to thanks I hate it?

permalink save report block reply
▲ 2 ▼
– yeldarb1983 [S] 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

lmao. nah, I think it would be good to get gamers off the couch. It's a great hobby, but if gamergate should have taught us anything, it's that we need to get out from behind our screens more, even if only to protect the hobby we love.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 5 ▼
– deleted 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0
▲ 1 ▼
– yeldarb1983 [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

or christian rap... yeah, you have a point...

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 2 ▼
– aerotrain 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

...Bobby, you're not making Christianity better, you're just making rap worse...

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 1 ▼
– yeldarb1983 [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Funny enough, Christian rock had/has some pretty good songs and artists...

The link is one I like even though I'm not a Christian.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 2 ▼
– Ender910 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

To be fair, VR is a great solution to that. Try playing The Thrill of the Fight for just five minutes and you'll find you're doing 10x the cardio you'd do if you'd been running for 30 minutes straight.

Although definitely add some outdoor activities too. Gotta include some sunlight and fresh air as part of the whole package.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 6 ▼
– ArtemisFoul 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

IIRC there are like a million apps on the Google Play Store that do exactly this. They don't work, because gamification is fucking stupid and people who come up with these retarded fucking ideas should be harvested for organs.

permalink save report block reply
▲ 1 ▼
– cartoonericroberts 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

tough but fair

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 5 ▼
– ailurus 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Already exists (sort of).

Darebee is a site with free workout (many of them designed around having minimal to no exercise equipment on hand) and diet guides you can download. Among their workout plans are a number of RPG-themed ones.

I've gone through a few of them and it's nothing groundbreaking but is definitely more interesting than "today we're going to do X repetitions of Y weight" even if the result is similar. Personally would recommend the Age of Pandora one - even if you're not interested in the workout aspect it's got a better story and branching paths than a lot of games (both video and tabletop) today.

permalink save report block reply
▲ 4 ▼
– SoctaticMethod1 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

The only tip that can apply to everyone is make a good workout playlist, you'll be surprised how much easier it is to do a routine when you have a good playlist to listen to. Plus a lot of gym music is shit.

Warning, do not do if your workout involves jogging and hiking outside, depending on location between wild animals and 'joggers', best to have some level of awareness..

permalink save report block reply
▲ 1 ▼
– yeldarb1983 [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

A tip I use is if you work a job involving labor, apply the following motto:

My job is my workout."

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 1 ▼
– yeldarb1983 [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

also, a fw good places to start looking when making that playlist are this video and most of the songs from the full album these songs come from. ( I especially like valley forge and hold the line personally, but all of them are good songs, even the one song that drags a bit for me personally, hollow man)

also, real american by rick derringer, lol.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 4 ▼
– ApparentlyImAHeretic 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

gamer lingo is cringe, and it was especially cringe when they tried to add it to corporate incentive programs ("""gamifacation""")

if you want gamers to exercise and be healthy, the best method I have found is to find a physical activity that jives with the thing that draws them to video games. for fans of fighting games this could be sports like fencing, boxing, or martial arts in general. One on One sports like street basketball, ping pong, and tennis can also utilize the same mindset. for exploration oriented gamers, hiking and biking are excellent. Mountain biking, skateboarding, and surfing also works for gamers who like racing games or reflex based games. Strategy gamers are tough to satisfy, but I find team sports can scratch that itch from time to time.

permalink save report block reply
▲ 2 ▼
– yeldarb1983 [S] 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Strategy gamers

Rotc type exercises, maybe?

I apologize in my case, even though I work my ass off at work, maybe something like survival training or camping would be a good choice (really big into survival crafting games)🤔

...maybe Pokemon fans could get into rodeo or bullfighting😂

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 4 ▼
– deleted 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0
▲ 1 ▼
– yeldarb1983 [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

fair enough, lol.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 3 ▼
– Norenia 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Does remind me that I should probably get back into RingFit Adventure.

permalink save report block reply
▲ 3 ▼
– Ahaus667 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

I would propose something different, think of a fallout style tier chart that lets you share and challenge friends with a monthly reset. Your strength is rated on what workouts you do. Your perception is based on gun target accuracy. Endurance on an exercise amount each day to create a monthly average plus weight check. Charisma is based on time spent physically with others. Intelligence is how many “accomplishments” you accrue that month, books, puzzles, max difficulty games, etc. agility would be much like strength but with hiit and aerobic exercise. Luck would be personal success notes.

permalink save report block reply
▲ 3 ▼
– deleted 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0
▲ 1 ▼
– yeldarb1983 [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

fair enough. not like I'm an expert of anything.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 3 ▼
– Rezlung 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Nobody who’s actually jacked does this gay shit,

permalink save report block reply
▲ 2 ▼
– Kienan 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Or, alternatively, not.

permalink save report block reply

Original 8chan Links to Gamer Gate:

.

The main GG discussion is on the videogames board: https://8chan.moe/v/

.

GamerGate archive is at https://8chan.moe/gamergatehq/

.

GamerGate Wiki:

https://ggwiki.deepfreeze.it/index.php/Main_Page

. . . . . .

. . . . . .

Rules:

.

ONE: Do not advocate for illegal violence or post other illegal activity. (Be aware of your local laws.)

.

TWO: Don't threaten, harass, or impersonate users. Also: don't be a psycho. New users will be held to a higher standard.

.

THREE: Do not post porn.

.

FOUR: NSFW/NSFL content must be flaired NSFW.

.

FIVE: No vote manipulation. Do not break communities.win's features.

.

SIX: No spam or reposts. Do not make more than 5 threads a day.

.

SEVEN: Do not post falsehoods and hoaxes that are obvious to an uncontroversial degree.

. . . . . .

. . . . . .

Moderation Logs:

.

(Two different versions, Scored has more features and is cleaner, but .win let's you see a few more details in certain instances.)

  • Scored
  • .win

Moderators

  • DomitiusOfMassilia
  • C
  • BandageBandolier
  • CarmenOfSandiego
  • The_Shadow_of_Intent
  • SocraticMethod1
  • Kienan
  • Smith1980
Message the Moderators

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy

2026.02.01 - w2qgj (status)

Copyright © 2026.

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy