Win / KotakuInAction2
KotakuInAction2
Communities Topics Log In Sign Up
Sign In
Hot
All Posts
Settings
All
Profile
Saved
Upvoted
Hidden
Messages

Your Communities

General
AskWin
Funny
Technology
Animals
Sports
Gaming
DIY
Health
Positive
Privacy
News
Changelogs

More Communities

frenworld
OhTwitter
MillionDollarExtreme
NoNewNormal
Ladies
Conspiracies
GreatAwakening
IP2Always
GameDev
ParallelSociety
Privacy Policy
Terms of Service
Content Policy
DEFAULT COMMUNITIES • All General AskWin Funny Technology Animals Sports Gaming DIY Health Positive Privacy
KotakuInAction2 The Official Gamergate Forum
hot new rising top

Sign In or Create an Account

45
Lollipop Chainsaw, a stylised, over-the-top comedy game about a scantily clad cheerleader with a chainsaw, is getting a remake with a "realistic" approach to graphics (archive.ph)
posted 3 years ago by UnsubtleAardvark 3 years ago by UnsubtleAardvark +45 / -0
29 comments share
29 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Comments (29)
sorted by:
▲ 33 ▼
– cartoonericroberts 33 points 3 years ago +33 / -0

That's a no from me unless by "realistic" they mean accurate boob physics.

permalink save report block reply
▲ 15 ▼
– Hardcore_Facestab 15 points 3 years ago +15 / -0

That would be hilarious to see.

We spent 10 million perfecting this remake!

What did you do?

We made realtime boob physics!

As a sidenote. Imagine the screaming and seething from the usual crowd when this would be revealed.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 8 ▼
– deleted 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0
▲ 27 ▼
– acp_k2win 27 points 3 years ago +27 / -0

so she will be changed into a fat tranny and the enemies will be wearing red hats....

permalink save report block reply
▲ 15 ▼
– Questionable 15 points 3 years ago +15 / -0

Worse, picture the Disney Lion king remake. Remove the cell shading, remove the comedy, and make it a grisly disgusting R rated vision of hell, that will make you want to do anything other than playing it. But yes, you will definitely be able to choose your 'gender'.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 24 ▼
– ZeroPercentCamoIndex 24 points 3 years ago +24 / -0

Last I heard from Suda51 was that virtue signalling 'Fuck Racism' shirt for NMH3. Expect this to be compromised by performative wokeshit from the outset.

permalink save report block reply
▲ 7 ▼
– SR388-SAX 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

Last I heard from Suda51 was that virtue signalling 'Fuck Racism' shirt for NMH3.

Prior to that everything from Suda51 was an automatic buy for me.

Haven't looked at NMH3 since.

Now, I'll grant that I don't follow him on Twitter and I don't know how isolated he is in Japan from the woke nonsense and maybe just doesn't like racism in general. But at this point I don't want to know because it's almost certain that he's just a racist virtue signaling douchebag.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 24 ▼
– JiggsawCalrissian 24 points 3 years ago +24 / -0

Tank top ponytail and jeans here we come

permalink save report block reply
▲ 16 ▼
– GoofTroop186 16 points 3 years ago +16 / -0

The original was actually a decent game and the character was actually a like legally-blonde esque Mary Sue type iirc, but it wasn’t annoying because she was funny.

They’re going to ruin this but I wonder if they’ll just tone down her outfit or if someone will convince them that what people really liked was the main character’s like “dunking” on the audience for assuming she’s a bimbo or whatever. This could end up being just awful really fast

permalink save report block reply
▲ 8 ▼
– WhitePhoenix 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

Wasn't she kinda like a parody of a Mary Sue? Like she was perfect but it was purposefully done in a cheesy "don't take it seriously" kind of way?

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 5 ▼
– deleted 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0
▲ 12 ▼
– cccpneveragain 12 points 3 years ago +12 / -0

I had been wanting to get that game for my PS3 for ages. It's too rare and expensive to get my attention. They could have just made a PC/modern console release with some basic graphics settings and sold it for $40 and did really well. Of course, can't do that have to remake it for trannies.

permalink save report block reply
▲ 6 ▼
– WhitePhoenix 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

Bruh mod your PS3 man.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 5 ▼
– throwawayaccount2037 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

You can literally play it via PS3 emulation. You don't even need a powerful PC to run PS3 games in 4K.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 3 ▼
– cccpneveragain 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

I didn't think of that. I've not had a PC that would have done it until recently. Yeah I could probably mod my PS3, but I don't have one of the easy ones. At least could be fun to try out the emulator.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 11 ▼
– Norenia 11 points 3 years ago +11 / -0

Goodbye, sexy pink leather catsuit...

permalink save report block reply
▲ 6 ▼
– WhitePhoenix 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

They're doing it using Warner Brothers as a publisher?

How fucking out of touch are some of these Japanese game devs? Why is it when they contact the West to make this shit they always use the shittiest companies out there?

Also how the fuck are they gonna make it "realistic" - it's a fucking game about killing zombies.

permalink save report block reply
▲ 4 ▼
– SR388-SAX 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Warner Brothers was the publisher for the original.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 4 ▼
– BrainJuice 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Will she have her girlfriend's head this time? Can't imagine them sticking with a boyfriend.

permalink save report block reply
▲ 7 ▼
– WhitePhoenix 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

I wouldn't mind her being a lesbian IF and only if the other girl was just as hot and slutty as her, but you know it won't be. It'll be an ugly fuck with a large (( NOSE )).

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 4 ▼
– GimmeFuelGimmeFire 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

The boyfriend will be black to push the race-mixing angle; that should play REALLY well having a White girl carrying around a severed black head that spouts jive talk all game!

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 3 ▼
– blackestknight 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

If by more realistic graphics they mean less half cell shaded cartoons and more Unreal Engine 5 goodness, seems fine to me.

permalink save report block reply
▲ 2 ▼
– DNA1 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

RPCS3

permalink save report block reply
▲ 2 ▼
– Constipatriot 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

It's a Suda51 game. Aside from being the type to put numbers in his name, he's like Kojima if Kojima just snorted crank and watched porn all week and never grew past 17 years old. The soft porn is half the concept.

permalink save report block reply
▲ 1 ▼
– celticwhisper 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Is it still going to look like Lisa Frank threw up all over it?

permalink save report block reply
▲ 6 ▼
– deleted 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0
▲ 3 ▼
– deleted 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0
▲ 4 ▼
– SR388-SAX 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

It was dreadful.

No it fucking wasn't. It was a nice, fast paced, arcadey beat 'em up with an amusing unapologetically cheesy story.

Go play some more Fortnite with 9 year olds. You can probably talk with them about how icky and oppressive women are and not get a lot of pushback.

permalink parent save report block reply
▲ 1 ▼
– deleted 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Original 8chan Links to Gamer Gate:

.

The main GG discussion is on the videogames board: https://8chan.moe/v/

.

GamerGate archive is at https://8chan.moe/gamergatehq/

.

GamerGate Wiki:

https://ggwiki.deepfreeze.it/index.php/Main_Page

. . . . . .

. . . . . .

Rules:

.

ONE: Do not advocate for illegal violence or post other illegal activity. (Be aware of your local laws.)

.

TWO: Don't threaten, harass, or impersonate users. Also: don't be a psycho. New users will be held to a higher standard.

.

THREE: Do not post porn.

.

FOUR: NSFW/NSFL content must be flaired NSFW.

.

FIVE: No vote manipulation. Do not break communities.win's features.

.

SIX: No spam or reposts. Do not make more than 5 threads a day.

.

SEVEN: Do not post falsehoods and hoaxes that are obvious to an uncontroversial degree.

. . . . . .

. . . . . .

Moderation Logs:

.

(Two different versions, Scored has more features and is cleaner, but .win let's you see a few more details in certain instances.)

  • Scored
  • .win

Moderators

  • DomitiusOfMassilia
  • C
  • BandageBandolier
  • CarmenOfSandiego
  • The_Shadow_of_Intent
  • SocraticMethod1
  • Kienan
  • Smith1980
Message the Moderators

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy

2026.02.01 - whmbz (status)

Copyright © 2026.

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy