Calm down, it's not like the government is going to track your every move ...
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Honestly, at this point I'm waiting for chip implants to be suggested with zero irony, just so I can see what sort of retarded excuses people can come up with so they don't have to admit any conspiracy theories were right.
What a paranoid weirdo lol
Where do I get one?
They're going to sell people on this tech the same way they sell us everything: convenience.
I already know people who are onboard with it. And I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. This are the same people that thought the Patriot Act was a horrible invasion of privacy. This was at a BBQ that I was hosting and I was the only one that thought it was fucked up to have chip implant that would monitor your location and vital signs. Their arguments were:
I've been very cold with this particular group of friends since then. It is unreal how much they flipped from "the government is dangerously powerful and wants to monitor us" to "the government is this great and good deity that we should trust unconditional".
But I'm proud of myself to sticking to my guns on the topic and told them they were being idiots.
"And remember, dear, you should always listen to and trust the police, especially if they are here for mummy and daddy. If the nice police woman, man, them, it, or xir hits mummy with a hard stick, it's because mummy was bad and deserved it. If they shoot daddy, well, then, daddy should have listen to them. Now, go to sleep and don't you worry your little head. Daddy and mummy will be here when you wake up. Or, we hope. Love you, darling." - Aussie cucks.
"It's for our own safety"
Aren’t you cute little island piglets glad you turned in your guns now? Do you feel safer now? How about letting women vote? Aren’t they full of constructive ideas for a functioning society?
The police are going to have a massive collection of dick pics.
"Oh, my sweet summer child...It's literally impossible for the government to track your every move."
"So maybe the government can track some of your moves, but why would they? You don't exist to them! Stop believing conspiracies!"
"The odds of you getting that app and tracking phone call are pretty low. They probably won't even follow through with it after all the negative press. It's all a big nothingburger!"
--- We are here ---
"Why won't you accept being in a government camp until the virus is gone, which could be in just a few months!? They're only looking out for your safety!"
"There is absolutely nothing wrong with spending your life in a government camp where they provide all the food and work you will ever need. Stop being so selfish; we're all in this together!!!"
"Some day, our dear leader will free us; until then just keep your head down and survive...HEY GIVE ME THAT DEAD COCKROACH, I HAVEN'T EATEN IN A WEEK!!!"
Just chuck your phone in the lake and make them think you went missing
I don't own a smartphone. I could emulate the app on my desktop, maybe, which runs through a couple different country VPNs at times, but I have a feeling that wouldn't appreciate that.
Whenever liberals say they want to increase the size of the house or "democratize" the Senate or expand the supreme court, this is the very next step.
All leftism is tyranny, and all leftists are tyrants.
There is nothing wrong with police as a concept. Or with policing. Law enforcement is a necessary component of a civilized society.
The problem is with the presence, and I would argue even the existence, of leftists. They corrupt everything they touch, and if they get any power of any kind it is immediately weaponized to serve Marxism. Law enforcement is no exception.
us cops are fine, but that cop is a fucking scum fuck. bootsucking orwell bastard.
ur a fag
should have the words "because of the Corona Virus" at the end of that sequence of words, right before the "Meanwhile, In Australia". You could drive the point home about the Corontarians/Branch Covidians using the Corona Virus as an excuse to take away people's freedoms. Normies might not understand otherwise.
Is it the bee article?
I thought his enormous cock was out before I realized that was a kid.