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Ever Given in the Suez Canal now afloat (www.cnet.com)
posted 5 years ago by xleb2 5 years ago by xleb2 +31 / -0
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– lgbtqwtfbbq 18 points 5 years ago +18 / -0

I wasn't in the "something seems off" camp, but now that they're trying to claim that a couple extra tugboats and excavators digging on the shore has resolved what they had claimed might be a several-week effort, "something seems off".

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– Steampunk_Moustache 31 points 5 years ago +31 / -0

If you ever have to give someone a time frame resolving a clusterfuck, the smartest thing to do is to give them your estimate of the worst case scenario.

Remember: If it takes you longer than you said it would, you're shit at your job, but if you get it done in a fraction of the time you claimed, you're a hero and obviously they don't pay you enough.

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– deleted 29 points 5 years ago +29 / -0
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– ProfessorCrackPipe 10 points 5 years ago +10 / -0

If you ever have to give someone a time frame resolving a clusterfuck, the smartest thing to do is to give them your estimate of the worst case scenario.

Scotty from Star Trek would be proud.

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– Knife-TotingRat 15 points 5 years ago +15 / -0

It's pretty much the way you have to do it, considering the shit way humans are, and if you don't do it that way, you're not smart enough to deserve a human job that pays money. Always pad your time estimates.

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– spambot 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

this guy politics

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– Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

If it takes you longer than you said it would, you're shit at your job, but if you get it done in a fraction of the time you claimed, you're a hero and obviously they don't pay you enough.

As a former retail computer repair guy, one of the quotable bits of wisdom I have in common with an engineer friend is this: "Whenever you get or give an estimate of money or time, double it. Then double it again. If you don't, someone is going to be disappointed."

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– xleb2 [S] 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

There was also some kind of super moon high tide that came in to help the float.

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– Kweebecker 1 point 5 years ago +1 / -0

The celestials themselves come to the aid of global consumerism!

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– Piroko 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

It wasn't "a couple extra excavators".

They brought in a couple suction dredgers. Those things are capable of moving material a lot faster than power shovels.

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– CaptainRon77 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

From what I saw they pulled it with tugs and bulldozers, dug with bulldozers, sucked with dredgers, AND had a tide in their favor.

That level of effort and luck probably wasn’t even a thought when initially scoping the timeframe. Pretty impressive work

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– cartoonericroberts 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

I saw one story where an official said they expected to get it out over the weekend.

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– JustHereForTheSalmon 7 points 5 years ago +7 / -0

Everything you need to know, except the fact that the captain was female.

It's funny how all these girl power movements are taking things we took for granted as a society and suddenly making them dangerous again. From the FIU Girl Power bridge that collapsed during construction and killed a bunch of people to a container ship suddenly fucking up navigation in one of the most navigated trade waters on the planet.

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– my-oh-mai 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

From the FIU Girl Power bridge that collapsed during construction and killed a bunch of people to a container ship suddenly fucking up navigation in one of the most navigated trade waters on the planet.

A small price to pay for female empowerment and representation. /s

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– Hand_Of_Node 5 points 5 years ago +5 / -0

https://twitter.com/i/status/1376404801702010883

Floating.

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– deleted 4 points 5 years ago +4 / -0
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– ProfessorCrackPipe 9 points 5 years ago +9 / -0

I think the ship’s name is “Ever Given,” and the shipping company is “Evergreen.” I presume all their ships are named “Ever” something or other.

Maybe this one should rechristened the “Ever Blocker.”

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– Soup_Navy_Admiral 7 points 5 years ago +7 / -0

Evergrounded.

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– Grumman 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

Not all of them, but many of them are. The Tampa Triumph class are all called "[Place] Triumph" as a counter-example.

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– cartoonericroberts 2 points 5 years ago +2 / -0

Zero Fucks Ever Given

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– Auntie_Mildred 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

Evergreen is the company, Evergiven is the vessel. It is kind of jarring seeing "EVERGREEN" in the photo while all the articles say Evergiven. Plus, Evergiven doesn't make any sense.

But the naming scheme for the (korean?) company is Everg*, if I'm not mistaken.

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– Grumman 3 points 5 years ago +3 / -0

Taiwanese. And yes, most but not all of their ships are named that way.

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